Oh, no,

no, no.

Let me tell you about this both sides of the aisle nonsense.

Tell me.

No. No.

Can anyone surrender faster than Schumer? Schumer rolled over.

We weren't even done Tuesday night.

guy? Can I get bad enough to do that

Oh, no, no,

no.

Let me tell you about this both sides of the aisle nonsense.

Tell me.

No. No.

Can anyone surrender faster than Schumer? Schumer rolled over.

We weren't even done Tuesday night.

agent? Right, right,

Onion TV show.

Yeah, okay.

I did the Onion movie, and I played a convict who was released into a family.

It was this hilarious thing.

So I'm at the family home, and I'm bullying the kid out of his bunk.

like we're in jail like we're in jail and you know you get the top bunk i'm bullying the kid out of his bunk it was hilarious and fun that's awesome but uh yeah so i've done some some goofy fun stuff like that i it is generous when anyone calls me an actor i learned enough about acting to know what good acting is and and my hats off to them like like i admire people who can read something on a page and become a different person.

I'm one of those that I'll read it on a page and it's going to be kind of be me doing it.

What made you decide it was time to leave Los Angeles and move to Las Vegas?

I'm like, buddy, I got you.

Sadly.

And, you know, I mean, it is sad.

It's funny, but it's sad.

In Aruba, there was a woman who lost her arm to a shark.

But they told, like, they literally announced, get out of the water.

There are sharks in the water.

What do you want people to know about your show that are coming out this weekend?

I've also seen you on BMW, but currently you're riding Harley personally.

Something I never would have guessed.

I mean, 10 years ago, if you had told me that I'd have only two bikes and they'd both be Harleys, I'd be like, well, you should stop drinking.

No, it's a combination of...

I moved to Vegas, so the riding changes, right? And I don't have all the canyons and corners I did in Southern California.

Harleys have increased light years in performance and comfort and, you know, there's no more like you used to have to say, well, it handles good for a Harley.

You know, it's fast for a Harley.

It ended up at American.

everybody's name.

Shapiro? No, no, no, not that big.

Ben Gleap wanted to do this debate kind of show.

So this right-wing comic was talking all this stuff about cops and blah, blah, blah.

I said, you ever have a cop scare to you, point a gun at you? Because I have.

So my view of the police is completely, you couldn't imagine that.

That experience, you know, and he actually he did admit he was like, dude, I don't even know what it's like.

yeah