[laughs]

... change your voice depending on who you're talking to." Oh my gosh, one time, so, um, I'm like out there after church, I'm talking to people, and my wife was like she told me earlier, "Hey, I'm gonna leave before, like you, you can stay and talk.

I'm gonna leave." [laughs] And she, she leaves like, "Bye, John." And I was like, "Hey, good to see ya." Like something that I would say to like any other person in the world [laughs] except my wife is like, "I am your wife.

You don't talk to me like that." [laughs]

Oh, no.

I, my, one of my first real jobs was working at Wegmans, and I'm working in the bakery.

It's one of my very first days there, and a guy who's the assistant manager there comes, and he's working right with me.

And we're working, and he was...

[laughs]

... you know, I have, I've had some good friends over my life.

You know how, you know, sometimes you just get into some of these weird, you get into some of these weird habits with your friends.

You just do weird stuff.

It was-

[laughs]

We used to play pranks on each other, and I was trying to play a prank on him, and I think this harmless prank, it got into the wrong hands.

And the gift basket that was supposed to be for my buddy, it went to you.

[laughs]

Also, I don't know if it could've gotten any worse than someone was about to jump off the top of this building, so we roped this off.

[laughs]

Okay.

But I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go with he struggles with stabbing his siblings with scissors.