Oct 2, 2026 · 1 hr 24 min · 16 segments
This week on WAMO we try to figure out what could actually replace toilet paper. We go through your suggestions and pick the options we're willing to test in a future video. We also talk about Kyle's…
A piece of bread.
That's actually probably really good.
I give that a 9 out of 10.
That sounds nice.
Yeah, I'd say 9.
At first, I was confused because, like, I checked the toilet paper, and it might just, like, I've got, like, a crunchy peanut butter sandwich after I wipe, which is just...
That is disgusting.
You think muscle memory is going to kick in and you're going to look at it and for a split second your brain is going to think peanut butter sandwich and you're
just going to dig into it? I'm thinking, Kyle, we have different methodologies.
I'm going to be standing to wipe with these.
We're going to get the best of both worlds.
This is science.
I'm going to be standing.
You'll be sitting.
I will be folding and reusing at least once because that's what I do with toilet paper.
We're trying to compare the equivalent.
You
can't fold a
shit sandwich.
Are you going to crumple the toilet paper? Are you going to crumple the fucking the bread into a ball before you wipe with it? You have to.
We're trying to do a scientific.
We're trying to see if it's equivalent to toilet paper.
Yeah, you haven't thought, you idiot.
You want to say it's a nine out of ten, but you haven't thought that you have to ball up the bread and then wipe with it.
oh
A piece of bread.
That's actually probably really good.
I give that a 9 out of 10.
That sounds nice.
Yeah, I'd say 9.
At first, I was confused because, like, I checked the toilet paper, and it might just, like, I've got, like, a crunchy peanut butter sandwich after I wipe, which is just...
That is disgusting.
You think muscle memory is going to kick in and you're going to look at it and for a split second your brain is going to think peanut butter sandwich and you're
just going to dig into it? I'm thinking, Kyle, we have different methodologies.
I'm going to be standing to wipe with these.
We're going to get the best of both worlds.
This is science.
I'm going to be standing.
You'll be sitting.
I will be folding and reusing at least once because that's what I do with toilet paper.
We're trying to compare the equivalent.
You
can't fold a
shit sandwich.
Are you going to crumple the toilet paper? Are you going to crumple the fucking the bread into a ball before you wipe with it? You have to.
We're trying to do a scientific.
We're trying to see if it's equivalent to toilet paper.
Yeah, you haven't thought, you idiot.
You want to say it's a nine out of ten, but you haven't thought that you have to ball up the bread and then wipe with it.
oh
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