Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast
Jul 27, 2026 · 1 hr 2 min · 13 segments
In this week's episode, we are discussing the granddaddy of all gore and splatter films: the 1963 Herschell Gordon Lewis movie "Blood Feast." What a goddamn delight. Special topics for your…
[suspenseful music] Katie.
Alan.
I have a question for you.
[laughs]
I hopefully have an answer.
I have not.
[laughs]
Those brows are on fleek, dog.
[laughs]
Okay, why couldn't they just get-
[laughs]
... a gray-haired man to play this role?
'Cause for four seconds later in the movie, he needs to be young.
[laughs]
You're right.
Wouldn't it have been easier to get a gray-haired man and put mascara in his eyebrows?
Nope.
[laughs]
You need Mal Arnold to be all up in that thing playing Fuad Ramesses.
Fuad Ramesses.
No relation or relation?
You know, he's apparently eternal.
[laughs]
He's eternal.
[laughs]
I hope that if I am eternal, I would not have gray hair.
Oh, true.
I accept my gray hair as an indication that one day I will die.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
And then I diet-
Yeah
... because I don't want that day to come just yet.
Yeah.
Um, [laughs] sorry.
Yeah.
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[suspenseful music] Katie.
Alan.
I have a question for you.
[laughs]
I hopefully have an answer.
I have not.
[laughs]
Those brows are on fleek, dog.
[laughs]
Okay, why couldn't they just get-
[laughs]
... a gray-haired man to play this role?
'Cause for four seconds later in the movie, he needs to be young.
[laughs]
You're right.
Wouldn't it have been easier to get a gray-haired man and put mascara in his eyebrows?
Nope.
[laughs]
You need Mal Arnold to be all up in that thing playing Fuad Ramesses.
Fuad Ramesses.
No relation or relation?
You know, he's apparently eternal.
[laughs]
He's eternal.
[laughs]
I hope that if I am eternal, I would not have gray hair.
Oh, true.
I accept my gray hair as an indication that one day I will die.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
And then I diet-
Yeah
... because I don't want that day to come just yet.
Yeah.
Um, [laughs] sorry.
Yeah.
