Do cherries float in the afterlife (Alex Fernie, Leonard Smith Jr.)

Welcome to another day of viewing on public access television.

We hope you enjoy today's programming.

I'm Rekha Shankar.

And I'm Louis Mansoor.

And we're

dead.

Welcome to We're Dead, the afterlife's number one cable access show.

That's right.

We've been dead for about a year now, and we get a chance to talk to a bunch of dead people and see how their afterlife is going and how their death was.

And, you know, if they're at peace, maybe.

I know.

Have we met anyone that's at peace?

It feels like everybody's got an axe to grind still.

Some people are pretty chill, though.