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Oct 7, 2026 · 14 min · 5 segments
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Whiskey will be distilled and aged in space for the very first time in this university project that's upcoming.
Oh, just what we need in life right now, space whiskey.
Am I right, guys? Not cheaper groceries.
Pshh, come on.
I need some space whiskey, baby.
We don't need lettuce that doesn't give us explosive diarrhea.
We need space whiskey.
Affordable gas? Come on.
Who needs a bunch of that? We need space whiskey.
I heard it tastes out of this world.
I'm talking space whiskey, baby.
One small step for man, one giant leap for alcoholics.
It's space whiskey.
I should be paid to record the commercial for this space whiskey, obviously.
Let me jump into the article.
Let's get some information.
Who's brewing it? Engineers in Scotland and Japan are planning to put scotch on a rocket ship, not till 2028.
Aw, we gotta wait a long time for this space whiskey.
We might not even be around in 2028 the way the world's going.
What can I do to push this space whiskey project through a little sooner? Also, I'd like some space gin while we're at it.
Yeah, I know what you guys are thinking, "But Jonesy, the rent is too damn high right now.
Can something be done about that?" No, no, I'm so sorry, guys.
We don't need cheaper rent.
We need interstellar spirits.
That's what we need.
Whiskey will be distilled and aged in space for the very first time in this university project that's upcoming.
Oh, just what we need in life right now, space whiskey.
Am I right, guys? Not cheaper groceries.
Pshh, come on.
I need some space whiskey, baby.
We don't need lettuce that doesn't give us explosive diarrhea.
We need space whiskey.
Affordable gas? Come on.
Who needs a bunch of that? We need space whiskey.
I heard it tastes out of this world.
I'm talking space whiskey, baby.
One small step for man, one giant leap for alcoholics.
It's space whiskey.
I should be paid to record the commercial for this space whiskey, obviously.
Let me jump into the article.
Let's get some information.
Who's brewing it? Engineers in Scotland and Japan are planning to put scotch on a rocket ship, not till 2028.
Aw, we gotta wait a long time for this space whiskey.
We might not even be around in 2028 the way the world's going.
What can I do to push this space whiskey project through a little sooner? Also, I'd like some space gin while we're at it.
Yeah, I know what you guys are thinking, "But Jonesy, the rent is too damn high right now.
Can something be done about that?" No, no, I'm so sorry, guys.
We don't need cheaper rent.
We need interstellar spirits.
That's what we need.
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