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We Fix Space Junk

We Fix Space Junk

S04 E07 - Sylbie

Jun 15, 2026 · 22 min · 10 segments

In which Kilner and Samantha have a run-in with an old schoolfriend of Samantha's. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our ⁠Patreon feed!⁠ For a full…

In which Kilner and Samantha have a run-in with an old schoolfriend of Samantha's. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our ⁠Patreon feed!⁠ For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit ⁠battlebird.productions⁠ and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights. CAST Beth Crane Rebecca Evans Jack Carmichael Rachel Smith Lindsay Sharman Katrina Allen Vicki Baron LOOKING FOR WAYS TO SUPPORT WE FIX SPACE JUNK? You can join our Patreon or send us a one-off donation on Ko-Fi or PayPal! If you’re looking for something we’ve advertised, visit our affiliate partner page! We’ve also got a wide range of merch available on our TeePublic, Spreadshirt and Etsy pages! FIND US ON SOCIAL MEDIA INSTAGRAM: ⁠instagram.com/battlebirdproductions⁠ FACEBOOK: ⁠facebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunk⁠ // ⁠facebook.com/BattleBirdProd⁠ TUMBLR: ⁠wefixspacejunk.tumblr.com⁠ TIKTOK: ⁠tiktok.com/@wefixspacejunk⁠ WEBSITE: battlebird.productions Heard an ad you think shouldn't be here? Get in touch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit ⁠megaphone.fm/adchoices⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In which Kilner and Samantha have a run-in with an old schoolfriend of Samantha's. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our ⁠Patreon feed!⁠ For a full…

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Mission Briefing & Unexpected Reunion1:33 – 4:52

S

Samantha TrappVoice Actor

1:33

[sighs] Still on hold.

K

KilnaVoice Actor

1:34

Yeah.

K

KilnaVoice Actor

1:35

I don't think Ms. Lam's in.

S

Samantha TrappVoice Actor

1:37

I feel like that's not a good sign.

K

KilnaVoice Actor

1:42

I'll stay on the line.

B

BruceVoice Actor

1:46

[upbeat music] Hello, valued employee.

B

BruceVoice Actor

1:49

Here are the details for your next exciting mission.

B

BruceVoice Actor

1:52

You will be transporting Ms. Lamina Perkin from Metaluna Spaceport Nine M to the Manideen Sands Health Facility and Spa, Lorima Four.

B

BruceVoice Actor

2:04

We hope you enjoy your mission.

B

BruceVoice Actor

2:06

Additional notes, none.

B

BruceVoice Actor

2:09

Message ends.

S

Samantha TrappVoice Actor

2:12

[sighs] Bruce, just what I didn't need.

K

KilnaVoice Actor

2:16

What?

S

Samantha TrappVoice Actor

2:16

[scoffs] Lamina Perkin is an old, um, school acquaintance.

K

KilnaVoice Actor

2:21

Ah.

S

Samantha TrappVoice Actor

2:21

She's [sighs] well, she's just an awful person.

K

KilnaVoice Actor

2:25

Weren't you kind of an awful person?

S

Samantha TrappVoice Actor

2:27

But she was like old Samantha squared, mean and aggressive and with, well, very good fashion sense.

K

KilnaVoice Actor

2:36

Maybe just like old Samantha, all she needed was a chance.

S

Samantha TrappVoice Actor

2:40

Maybe, but I doubt it.

K

KilnaVoice Actor

2:42

Worst-case scenario, we'll just whack her straight in cryo like I did with you.

S

Samantha TrappVoice Actor

2:46

Hey.

S

Samantha TrappVoice Actor

2:50

Okay, so when you first meet her, she's going to probably immediately put you down, and then she'll try and drive a wedge between us just because she can.

S

Samantha TrappVoice Actor

2:58

[sighs] She once made up a rumor that basically made a girl leave school because she was wearing the same shoes as her.

K

KilnaVoice Actor

3:04

Right, and people believed her?

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Mission Briefing & Unexpected Reunion1:33 – 4:52

S

Samantha TrappVoice Actor

1:33

[sighs] Still on hold.

K

KilnaVoice Actor

1:34

Yeah.

K

KilnaVoice Actor

1:35

I don't think Ms. Lam's in.

S

Samantha TrappVoice Actor

1:37

I feel like that's not a good sign.

K

KilnaVoice Actor

1:42

I'll stay on the line.

B

BruceVoice Actor

1:46

[upbeat music] Hello, valued employee.

B

BruceVoice Actor

1:49

Here are the details for your next exciting mission.

B

BruceVoice Actor

1:52

You will be transporting Ms. Lamina Perkin from Metaluna Spaceport Nine M to the Manideen Sands Health Facility and Spa, Lorima Four.

B

BruceVoice Actor

2:04

We hope you enjoy your mission.

B

BruceVoice Actor

2:06

Additional notes, none.

B

BruceVoice Actor

2:09

Message ends.

S

Samantha TrappVoice Actor

2:12

[sighs] Bruce, just what I didn't need.

K

KilnaVoice Actor

2:16

What?

S

Samantha TrappVoice Actor

2:16

[scoffs] Lamina Perkin is an old, um, school acquaintance.

K

KilnaVoice Actor

2:21

Ah.

S

Samantha TrappVoice Actor

2:21

She's [sighs] well, she's just an awful person.

K

KilnaVoice Actor

2:25

Weren't you kind of an awful person?

S

Samantha TrappVoice Actor

2:27

But she was like old Samantha squared, mean and aggressive and with, well, very good fashion sense.

K

KilnaVoice Actor

2:36

Maybe just like old Samantha, all she needed was a chance.

S

Samantha TrappVoice Actor

2:40

Maybe, but I doubt it.

K

KilnaVoice Actor

2:42

Worst-case scenario, we'll just whack her straight in cryo like I did with you.

S

Samantha TrappVoice Actor

2:46

Hey.

S

Samantha TrappVoice Actor

2:50

Okay, so when you first meet her, she's going to probably immediately put you down, and then she'll try and drive a wedge between us just because she can.

S

Samantha TrappVoice Actor

2:58

[sighs] She once made up a rumor that basically made a girl leave school because she was wearing the same shoes as her.

K

KilnaVoice Actor

3:04

Right, and people believed her?

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