Ryan ClecknerHostNishan CampbellHost
... my daughter, my oldest daughter, my, the killer bunny, the one that used to hunt all the time, right? I think we talked about her.

She went up to one of the aspens and said, "Hey, Dad, can I qualify real quick?" And I said, "Ba-" I'm gonna tell you what it is.

I said, "Baby, I, I love that you're asking that, but you don't have sleeves on, like, and you're, you're gonna cut yourself up, so no." And she went to kinda try it, and she, "I'll try it anyway." And she was kinda trying, and she was getting hesitant 'cause she's getting older now, and I said, "Well, here." So I tossed the phone to her.

So young ranger, first year in ranger battalion is just getting hazed, hazed and smoked all the time.

Just getting picked on, living in the barracks, polishing the hallway floors every single night just for someone to come and scuff them up the next day.

Waiting for some, you know, NCO who got kicked out of his house to come in drunk and wake everybody up at 2:00 in the morning and smoke everyone just because he wants to.

And we're out in the field, and the worst thing ever is an E4 or an E5 that's bored-

And I remember looking over at me, me and my, my peers, the couple peers of the same kinda rank age, and they're like, "Hey, you guys qualified?" "Uh, r- r- r- sir? Yeah, we're qual...

Huh?" Like, qualified on what? We're sitting out in the woods between, like, a live fire thing.

... my daughter, my oldest daughter, my, the killer bunny, the one that used to hunt all the time, right? I think we talked about her.

She went up to one of the aspens and said, "Hey, Dad, can I qualify real quick?" And I said, "Ba-" I'm gonna tell you what it is.

I said, "Baby, I, I love that you're asking that, but you don't have sleeves on, like, and you're, you're gonna cut yourself up, so no." And she went to kinda try it, and she, "I'll try it anyway." And she was kinda trying, and she was getting hesitant 'cause she's getting older now, and I said, "Well, here." So I tossed the phone to her.

So young ranger, first year in ranger battalion is just getting hazed, hazed and smoked all the time.

Just getting picked on, living in the barracks, polishing the hallway floors every single night just for someone to come and scuff them up the next day.

Waiting for some, you know, NCO who got kicked out of his house to come in drunk and wake everybody up at 2:00 in the morning and smoke everyone just because he wants to.

And we're out in the field, and the worst thing ever is an E4 or an E5 that's bored-

And I remember looking over at me, me and my, my peers, the couple peers of the same kinda rank age, and they're like, "Hey, you guys qualified?" "Uh, r- r- r- sir? Yeah, we're qual...

Huh?" Like, qualified on what? We're sitting out in the woods between, like, a live fire thing.
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