Oct 12, 2026 · 12 min · 8 segments
Jenna & Francis do improv! Suggestion to inspire the scene: "Urinal" Follow us across all social media @VeryFineFriends https://veryfinefriends.com Music credit…
It's a weird, weird concept to me.
I mean, it makes-
I know I'm expected to get it.
M- I, I, I mean, it, it's just funny that just, like, half the population is totally cool with just being like, just whipping it out and peeing against a wall.
Not me.
If there's a stall, I'm going to that stall every time.
Check for holes.
Nice.
[laughs] I just, I just hope that there will be.
[laughs]
Hope is not a strategy.
Bring your drill next time.
[laughs] Is that why you always have an, like a, what are they, an auger with you? [laughs] Yeah.
Yeah.
I use it all the time.
Oh.
Well, I'm glad.
Hmm.
[laughs] God rest ye merry gentlemen.
Here comes Santa Claus.
Here comes Santa Claus.
It's a weird, weird concept to me.
I mean, it makes-
I know I'm expected to get it.
M- I, I, I mean, it, it's just funny that just, like, half the population is totally cool with just being like, just whipping it out and peeing against a wall.
Not me.
If there's a stall, I'm going to that stall every time.
Check for holes.
Nice.
[laughs] I just, I just hope that there will be.
[laughs]
Hope is not a strategy.
Bring your drill next time.
[laughs] Is that why you always have an, like a, what are they, an auger with you? [laughs] Yeah.
Yeah.
I use it all the time.
Oh.
Well, I'm glad.
Hmm.
[laughs] God rest ye merry gentlemen.
Here comes Santa Claus.
Here comes Santa Claus.
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