Sep 21, 2026 · 11 min · 5 segments
Jenna & Francis do improv! Suggestion to inspire the scene: "Depressors" Follow us across all social media @VeryFineFriends https://veryfinefriends.com Music credit…
Yes, Tamara?
Hey, sorry to bug you.
Oh, never mind.
Especially around breakfast time, but I figured this was probably the perfect time to be asking for this kind of a favor.
Okay.
Sorry.
Oh, you're eating toast.
That brings me to my request.
Oh, okay.
If you don't mind, I was wondering if I could borrow your toaster.
Mine is on the fritz, and I...
I just...
I was wondering if I could borrow yours.
I need to do my home breast exam.
I...
I'm not sure what you just said, dear.
But it sounded like you're going to put your boobs in my toaster.
Yes, if you don't mind.
Mine's, again, on the fritz.
It's not...
It's not popping down.
It's not going down.
It's not staying down.
But, you know, I got to find a way to squeeze them together.
That's how they do the test.
Yes, Tamara?
Hey, sorry to bug you.
Oh, never mind.
Especially around breakfast time, but I figured this was probably the perfect time to be asking for this kind of a favor.
Okay.
Sorry.
Oh, you're eating toast.
That brings me to my request.
Oh, okay.
If you don't mind, I was wondering if I could borrow your toaster.
Mine is on the fritz, and I...
I just...
I was wondering if I could borrow yours.
I need to do my home breast exam.
I...
I'm not sure what you just said, dear.
But it sounded like you're going to put your boobs in my toaster.
Yes, if you don't mind.
Mine's, again, on the fritz.
It's not...
It's not popping down.
It's not going down.
It's not staying down.
But, you know, I got to find a way to squeeze them together.
That's how they do the test.
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