Sep 14, 2026 · 12 min · 6 segments
Jenna & Francis do improv! Suggestion to inspire the scene: "Undesirable" Follow us across all social media @VeryFineFriends https://veryfinefriends.com Music…
[sighs] Miss, your, your results have come in.
Oh, no.
Please sit down.
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
Uh, is there anyone you'd like me to call in here to be with you, or is it-
No, just, just tell me.
Okay.
Just tell me.
Just, I can handle it.
All right.
[sighs] The results came back, and you tested positive for ugly duckling syndrome.
What?
Yes.
I knew.
And there's no known cure.
I knew I was u- I knew it.
I knew I was ugly.
I knew it.
it.That's not what ugly duckling syndrome is.
[laughs]
Yes.
[sighs] Miss, your, your results have come in.
Oh, no.
Please sit down.
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
Uh, is there anyone you'd like me to call in here to be with you, or is it-
No, just, just tell me.
Okay.
Just tell me.
Just, I can handle it.
All right.
[sighs] The results came back, and you tested positive for ugly duckling syndrome.
What?
Yes.
I knew.
And there's no known cure.
I knew I was u- I knew it.
I knew I was ugly.
I knew it.
it.That's not what ugly duckling syndrome is.
[laughs]
Yes.
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