Jun 19, 2026 · 1 hr 5 min · 10 segments
Brian and Ryan recap the latest two episodes of *The Valley* as the gang gears up for a triple-birthday Mexico trip that already feels cursed. Zack and Jasmine get ass facials, Janet reveals a…
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You want to do the mailbag? Yeah, I
think we got a little mailbag, eh?
Yeah.
Tyler Coates, who is a reporter and screenwriter...
He's a guy who I got coffee with once, and Gabrielle was like, you know Tyler Coates like that? I was like, hell yeah, that's right.
Put some respect on my name.
He said, I keep telling John, who's his partner, that I want to make out with Tom Schwartz, nothing more.
And he always replies, that's not allowed.
Tom Schwartz doesn't have the mental capacity to consent.
So I guess the question is, does Tom Schwartz have the mental capacity to consent? Oh, that's a really good question.
Yeah, I mean, I think...
I mean, it would really complicate that Kiana relationship if he could not consent.
Like, she would be
his captive abuser in this relationship,
wouldn't she? I
think about this with, like... consent where like if I'm watching a movie you know or whatever and somebody's like you know like having an affair and then they have sex with their partner I'm like
their partner cannot consent to the sex because they don't know
that that the other person is having an affair you know like I think you need certain information before it's true consent but maybe that's I'm kind of a consent monster in that way
Well, if you have to be a monster, a consent monster, it's certainly the friendliest, most positive monster you could be, I must say.
What do you got, a cold brew and a wine glass?
That's nice.
It's not a wine glass.
It's like a, oh, maybe it is a wine glass.
I don't know.
We tend to, we just use it for water usually.
You want to do the mailbag? Yeah, I
think we got a little mailbag, eh?
Yeah.
Tyler Coates, who is a reporter and screenwriter...
He's a guy who I got coffee with once, and Gabrielle was like, you know Tyler Coates like that? I was like, hell yeah, that's right.
Put some respect on my name.
He said, I keep telling John, who's his partner, that I want to make out with Tom Schwartz, nothing more.
And he always replies, that's not allowed.
Tom Schwartz doesn't have the mental capacity to consent.
So I guess the question is, does Tom Schwartz have the mental capacity to consent? Oh, that's a really good question.
Yeah, I mean, I think...
I mean, it would really complicate that Kiana relationship if he could not consent.
Like, she would be
his captive abuser in this relationship,
wouldn't she? I
think about this with, like... consent where like if I'm watching a movie you know or whatever and somebody's like you know like having an affair and then they have sex with their partner I'm like
their partner cannot consent to the sex because they don't know
that that the other person is having an affair you know like I think you need certain information before it's true consent but maybe that's I'm kind of a consent monster in that way
Well, if you have to be a monster, a consent monster, it's certainly the friendliest, most positive monster you could be, I must say.
What do you got, a cold brew and a wine glass?
That's nice.
It's not a wine glass.
It's like a, oh, maybe it is a wine glass.
I don't know.
We tend to, we just use it for water usually.
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