May 29, 2026 · 1 hr 10 min · 10 segments
Sam, Tyson, and Mike talk 9-0 wins what that means for this season and the Black Rock result. They also talk about the team progression and have some USMNT banter. UNITED IN GREEN CAN BE FOUND ON…
It is-
Well, we-
It is the summer of, of marketing
It's the summer of America.
No, it's the other way around.
Is it? What?
Oh.
Hey guys, you wanna hear a fun fact?
What's up?
Tell me.
Montpelier, Vermont is one of the top three least populous capitals in all of the United States.
Look at you.
Yeah, no shit.
Yeah, see, thanks Mike.
Thanks Mike.
Someone's mad that his team got relegated and can't appreciate a fun fact.
[laughs] So it's also the only state capital without a McDonald's.
That's also true.
That doesn't include math, though.
Look at these, look at these fun facts.
You know what? And, and...
[laughs]
Hey, Mike, you wanna hear a fun fact?
What?
That's also correct.
Yeah.
You know what? I've also heard, I just, just via the grapevine, i- is that, is that, um, ice cream, free ice cream doesn't necessarily bring you three points.
Um-
I don't know
... that someone did tell me that.
I, I was made aware of that.
It, it might, it might get people to the stands, but it doesn't get you three points.
But the thing is, you didn't even get the free ice cream at the game.
It was a coupon-
Oh
... for a free ice cream at some later indeterminate date at whatever, again, this sub-rate New Hampshire ice cream franchise is.
I'm calling horseshit.
I'm calling horseshit on that.
You know what? That's some bullshit.
Don't lure me to the game with promises of free ice cream.
I hear they have a very good mint, uh, cookie, uh, ice cream, uh, uh, from-
Oh, wow, that's so, that's so hard to make.
Yeah, so fucking original, right? Um, but I, you know what? Coach, I, I heard that Coach Dan also g- got into it a little bit with the club over this.
Um-
Oh, yeah?
Yeah, yeah.
Um, but, you know, it is what it is.
But I'm gonna tell you, it is some bullshit that they're gonna lure me with, with false promises of free ice cream, and, and then it turns out to be a li- little piece of paper that I have to stick in my pocket and fucking forget about.
At Vermontereene, they bring a whole Ben & Jerry's truck.
I see what you're, I see what you're doing.
Yeah.
They give a f- my son gets like a pint of ice cream every single time he goes to a game because he's constantly in the line-
Oh
... for the free ice cream.
Wow.
Yeah.
Mm.
Yeah.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mike's, uh, Mike's son inadvertently displaying some of the issues of socialism and, and, uh, communism-
Yes, yes
... where some people go and jump in the line for the free things more than one time and wind up with a pint instead of their little Dixie cup that everyone-
Yeah
... is supposed to be able to get.
Interesting.
Guess what, Michael?
Yeah.
Everyone, everyone gets ice cream who wants ice cream.
It's Ben & Jerry's.
Hell yeah, they do.
It is, it is Ben & Jerry's.
You know what? I wanna call someone out.
Luke Sturgio.
Ben and/or Jerry.
Luke Sturgio.
I can't believe it.
Isn't he from there?
That doesn't...
He, he, he was Vermontereene first.
He was Vermontereene first, and then he quickly...
[laughs] They do eat people.
I've heard this.
Th- that's-
That's where Soylent, that's where Soylent Green was made
... notorious, notorious.
And that's the thing that we've, that we've heard about, is that they have potatoes, but the potatoes are actually people.
The Soylent Green is people.
Guys, I learned about sod on plastic, growing of grass.
Guess what?
You wanna know another fun fact? Augusta is one of the top five most least populous, uh, s- capitals in the United States.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wonderful.
Wonderful.
I believe it.
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