Like, the other day we were deplaning, and you know we both take the train to work, and I was like, "Okay, if we, like, finish deplaning right now, 'cause we're at the bottom of the term- like, C terminal, I can make it to the train.
This is great." And we didn't have any wheelchairs or whatever, and, um, this woman in the last row who has been sitting here for all of deplaning, m- decides to get up and use the bathroom.
And I was like, "Oh, I'm sorry.
Um, no, it's broken." Like, I was trying to, like, just get her to n- go use-
Yeah
...
the one in the terminal.
Right.
Like, why did you sit here for, like, the 20 minutes that it takes to deplane this full airplane-
I know
... and go now? But whatever.
She goes, "Oh, I can't, I can't.
I have to go." And she just, like, rushes in.
20 minutes, 20 minutes go by, and she's still in this lav.
We're, like, pounding on the door.
Like, "Ma'am, you need to get out of there," and she's like, "Okay, I'm almost done." And I mean, w- like, no.
Get c-
Right
... get out of the bathroom.
So she finally comes out, and we're like, "Are you feeling okay?" And she goes, "Yeah, why?" What do you mean, "Yeah, why?"
[laughs]
You've been in there for 20 minutes, and the smell is atrocious.
Like, and she just, like, grabs her purse and walks off.
I'm like, "I don't get paid enough for this." And actually, during deplaning, I don't get paid for that.
[laughs]
Like, the other day we were deplaning, and you know we both take the train to work, and I was like, "Okay, if we, like, finish deplaning right now, 'cause we're at the bottom of the term- like, C terminal, I can make it to the train.
This is great." And we didn't have any wheelchairs or whatever, and, um, this woman in the last row who has been sitting here for all of deplaning, m- decides to get up and use the bathroom.
And I was like, "Oh, I'm sorry.
Um, no, it's broken." Like, I was trying to, like, just get her to n- go use-
Yeah
...
the one in the terminal.
Right.
Like, why did you sit here for, like, the 20 minutes that it takes to deplane this full airplane-
I know
... and go now? But whatever.
She goes, "Oh, I can't, I can't.
I have to go." And she just, like, rushes in.
20 minutes, 20 minutes go by, and she's still in this lav.
We're, like, pounding on the door.
Like, "Ma'am, you need to get out of there," and she's like, "Okay, I'm almost done." And I mean, w- like, no.
Get c-
Right
... get out of the bathroom.
So she finally comes out, and we're like, "Are you feeling okay?" And she goes, "Yeah, why?" What do you mean, "Yeah, why?"
[laughs]
You've been in there for 20 minutes, and the smell is atrocious.
Like, and she just, like, grabs her purse and walks off.
I'm like, "I don't get paid enough for this." And actually, during deplaning, I don't get paid for that.
[laughs]
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