#235 Cock-blocked By A Tooth Ache · Two Doting Dads with Matty J & Ash · Radar

Welcome & Wigglesworth Prank0:00 – 2:07

0:00

[whooshing] Ashton

0:01

Matthew

0:02

You got a little delivery from the Brisbane Broncos.

0:05

I did.

0:05

Did you notice anything different about the delivery?

0:08

It was all black-

0:09

Okay, mm-hmm

0:10

... with some silver writing.

0:11

It was a black jersey.

0:13

Anything else? No? Did you pick up on anything?

0:15

It was for a good cause.

0:16

Maybe one of the best gags that I've ever done, I thought.

0:20

I thought.

0:20

I'll tell you what it is in just a second, just a second.

0:22

[upbeat music] Welcome back to Two Doting Dads.

0:39

I'm Matty J.

0:40

I'm Ash.

0:41

This is a podcast all about parenting.

0:42

It is the good, it is the bad-

0:44

And the relatable

0:44

If you come for advice, it won't happen.

0:46

So Ash, what happened was-

0:48

I'm confused

0:49

... that delivery, okay? Someone from the Broncos messaged me and said, "Would Ash want a jersey?"

0:55

I did want a jersey because it was for a good cause.

0:57

And I said, "Can you send me your details, your address?"

0:59

Yeah.

0:59

Right? I sent it on.

1:00

However, I changed some of the details ever so slightly, and, um-

1:05

Go on.

1:05

I'm so, like, I'm so confused

1:07

I put you down as Ashton Wigglesworth.

1:10

[laughs]

1:10

[laughs]

1:12

And I was like, "Wait till he gets this."

1:14

Didn't even notice it.

1:16

Okay.

1:16

I'm pretty sure they didn't do that.

1:18

Damn it.

1:18

I'm pretty sure they d- That's good gear though, Wigglesworth.

1:21

Yeah.

1:21

Laura was like-

1:23

[laughs]

1:23

... "What are you laughing at over there?" [laughs]

1:25

[laughs] Yeah.

1:26

Giggling to yourself is-

1:27

Yeah

1:27

... is gold.

1:28

And I was like, "Nothing." And she's like, "No, what are you up to?" And I was like, "I've just set one of the world's best pranks." [laughs]

1:34

[laughs] World's best pranks is a bit rich.

1:37

And I was like, "Now, Laura, now we wait."

1:40

[laughs] I didn't even see it.

1:41

Damn it.

1:41

I was wasted.

1:42

[laughs] I was like, "Oh, this is gonna be good," 'cause then I'd go home and check, but I've only kept the inner, the inners of the outer.

1:49

The packaging's been discarded.

1:50

It was just in, like, an express...

1:52

Ah.

1:52

Yes.

1:53

Okay.

1:53

Great, like, hey, great concept for the jersey, which is the Black Dog Foundation, so for Men's Mental Health Week, so love that.

1:59

You're welcome, Mr.-

2:00

So thank you

2:00

...

2:00

Mr. Wigglesworth.

2:01

I've burned it.

2:03

[laughs]

2:03

[laughs]

2:03

Mr. Wigglesworth, you, I'll be referring to from here on out.

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Welcome & Wigglesworth Prank0:00 – 2:07

0:00

[whooshing] Ashton

0:01

Matthew

0:02

You got a little delivery from the Brisbane Broncos.

0:05

I did.

0:05

Did you notice anything different about the delivery?

0:08

It was all black-

0:09

Okay, mm-hmm

0:10

... with some silver writing.

0:11

It was a black jersey.

0:13

Anything else? No? Did you pick up on anything?

0:15

It was for a good cause.

0:16

Maybe one of the best gags that I've ever done, I thought.

0:20

I thought.

0:20

I'll tell you what it is in just a second, just a second.

0:22

[upbeat music] Welcome back to Two Doting Dads.

0:39

I'm Matty J.

0:40

I'm Ash.

0:41

This is a podcast all about parenting.

0:42

It is the good, it is the bad-

0:44

And the relatable

0:44

If you come for advice, it won't happen.

0:46

So Ash, what happened was-

0:48

I'm confused

0:49

... that delivery, okay? Someone from the Broncos messaged me and said, "Would Ash want a jersey?"

0:55

I did want a jersey because it was for a good cause.

0:57

And I said, "Can you send me your details, your address?"

0:59

Yeah.

0:59

Right? I sent it on.

1:00

However, I changed some of the details ever so slightly, and, um-

1:05

Go on.

1:05

I'm so, like, I'm so confused

1:07

I put you down as Ashton Wigglesworth.

1:10

[laughs]

1:10

[laughs]

1:12

And I was like, "Wait till he gets this."

1:14

Didn't even notice it.

1:16

Okay.

1:16

I'm pretty sure they didn't do that.

1:18

Damn it.

1:18

I'm pretty sure they d- That's good gear though, Wigglesworth.

1:21

Yeah.

1:21

Laura was like-

1:23

[laughs]

1:23

... "What are you laughing at over there?" [laughs]

1:25

[laughs] Yeah.

1:26

Giggling to yourself is-

1:27

Yeah

1:27

... is gold.

1:28

And I was like, "Nothing." And she's like, "No, what are you up to?" And I was like, "I've just set one of the world's best pranks." [laughs]

1:34

[laughs] World's best pranks is a bit rich.

1:37

And I was like, "Now, Laura, now we wait."

1:40

[laughs] I didn't even see it.

1:41

Damn it.

1:41

I was wasted.

1:42

[laughs] I was like, "Oh, this is gonna be good," 'cause then I'd go home and check, but I've only kept the inner, the inners of the outer.

1:49

The packaging's been discarded.

1:50

It was just in, like, an express...

1:52

Ah.

1:52

Yes.

1:53

Okay.

1:53

Great, like, hey, great concept for the jersey, which is the Black Dog Foundation, so for Men's Mental Health Week, so love that.

1:59

You're welcome, Mr.-

2:00

So thank you

2:00

...

2:00

Mr. Wigglesworth.

2:01

I've burned it.

2:03

[laughs]

2:03

[laughs]

2:03

Mr. Wigglesworth, you, I'll be referring to from here on out.