UNLOCKED — Episode 559: Deadpool · TrueAnon · Radar

Introducing Zeus News0:00 – 1:49

Brace BeldenHost

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Read it

Liz FranczakHost

0:01

Many times he died, and many times he rose again.

Liz FranczakHost

0:06

Yeats, Death.

Brace BeldenHost

0:08

From the epigraph of The Orphan Chronicles Volume One by Nicholas Rossi, AKA Nicholas Aliverdian-

Liz FranczakHost

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AKA-

Brace BeldenHost

0:16

AKA Arthur Knight

Liz FranczakHost

0:17

...

Liz FranczakHost

0:17

Arthur Knight.

Brace BeldenHost

0:18

AKA Arthur Brown.

Liz FranczakHost

0:19

AKA Zeus News.

Brace BeldenHost

0:22

Reschiat in pace.

Brace BeldenHost

0:24

[upbeat music]

Yung ChomskyUnknown

0:28

Jeffree Star.

Yung ChomskyUnknown

0:28

Jeffree Star.

Yung ChomskyUnknown

0:28

Jeffree Star.

Yung ChomskyUnknown

0:32

Jeffree Star.

Yung ChomskyUnknown

0:34

Jeffree Star.

Yung ChomskyUnknown

0:41

Jeff- Jeff- Jeffree Star.

Yung ChomskyUnknown

0:43

Come in.

Yung ChomskyUnknown

0:43

Come in.

Yung ChomskyUnknown

0:47

Jeffree Star.

Liz FranczakHost

0:48

Zeus News.

Brace BeldenHost

0:49

It's Zeus News.

Liz FranczakHost

0:50

It's Zeus.

Liz FranczakHost

0:50

That's not what [laughs] how Zeus News goes, but-

Brace BeldenHost

0:53

Yeah.

Brace BeldenHost

0:54

"Hello.

Brace BeldenHost

0:54

Brace BeldenHost

0:55

Liz FranczakHost

0:55

[laughs] In my head it goes, "Zeus News.

Liz FranczakHost

0:58

Zeus News."

Brace BeldenHost

1:00

Why are you-

Liz FranczakHost

1:00

"Hey, everybody, Zeus New-" Like Footloose.

Yung ChomskyUnknown

1:02

So it's Footloose, yeah.

Liz FranczakHost

1:03

Yeah.

Liz FranczakHost

1:03

[laughs]

Brace BeldenHost

1:03

"Why are you lying about me? Why do you fib on me?" We're getting ahead of ourselves.

Brace BeldenHost

1:09

We need to introduce ourselves.

Liz FranczakHost

1:09

It feels wrong to do a dead man's voice.

Brace BeldenHost

1:11

We need to do...

Brace BeldenHost

1:12

No, what are you talking about?

Liz FranczakHost

1:14

Dead Man's Voice? That- now, that sounds like a Johnny Depp movie.

Brace BeldenHost

1:18

Oh, God.

Brace BeldenHost

1:19

No, you can do a, you can do anybody's voice-

Liz FranczakHost

1:23

Hello

Brace BeldenHost

1:23

... especially if they're of other ethnicities.

Brace BeldenHost

1:25

The only time-

Liz FranczakHost

1:26

[laughs]

Brace BeldenHost

1:26

... you can't do that is if they're alive.

Brace BeldenHost

1:28

You can do it after they're dead 'cause you can't disrespect dead people.

Liz FranczakHost

1:32

Yes, you can.

Liz FranczakHost

1:32

It's called disrespecting the dead.

Liz FranczakHost

1:33

That's a whole thing.

Brace BeldenHost

1:34

That's not a real thing.

Brace BeldenHost

1:35

That's something you just made up.

Liz FranczakHost

1:36

I did not.

Liz FranczakHost

1:37

Hello, everyone.

Brace BeldenHost

1:38

How can you disrespect someone who's d- well, their skeleton-

Liz FranczakHost

1:39

Let's do it-

Brace BeldenHost

1:40

... is gonna start crying?

Liz FranczakHost

1:40

Brace.

Brace BeldenHost

1:41

Hello.

Liz FranczakHost

1:42

I'm Liz.

Brace BeldenHost

1:43

My name is Brace.

Yung ChomskyUnknown

1:46

I'm producer Young Chomsky.

Liz FranczakHost

1:48

And this is True and On.