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The Watercooler

The Watercooler

Pondcast (#551)

Sep 17, 2026 · 54 min · 16 segments

The guys talk about ponds, autotune, and rattlesnakes. Join the Watercooler Patreon for extra content and ad-free episodes - Patreon.com/watercooler Woof Woof!

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Top entities: T-Pain×5 Diddy×5 Lil Jon×4 Gap×2 Karl Malone×4

Speakers: Chris LaxamanaHostCaelan BiehnHostMike DawsonHostGary SmithHostMatt FondilerHost

Show signals: SuitabilityLimitedBiasNot politicalAudience≈18k followers

Welcome to Water Cooler0:11 – 0:59

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Chris LaxamanaHost

0:11

Hey, welcome to Water Cooler.

C

Chris LaxamanaHost

0:14

Oh, yes.

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Chris LaxamanaHost

0:16

That's right.

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Chris LaxamanaHost

0:17

I'm excited.

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Chris LaxamanaHost

0:19

I've announced it to everybody with my, oh, yes.

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Chris LaxamanaHost

0:23

And we appreciate you all for being here and not turning it off after the first, oh, yes.

C

Chris LaxamanaHost

0:28

Now, you know how it goes.

C

Chris LaxamanaHost

0:29

I, Chris Loxham, want to kick it.

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Chris LaxamanaHost

0:31

with my former co-workers, current friends, with me today, all the way in North Hollywood, California.

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Chris LaxamanaHost

0:43

It's Mr. Mike Dawson.

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Chris LaxamanaHost

0:46

Aw, yeah.

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Chris LaxamanaHost

0:48

Oh, that was a good one.

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Chris LaxamanaHost

0:50

I should have done it like that.

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Chris LaxamanaHost

0:51

All right, let's hear how Kalen does it.

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Chris LaxamanaHost

0:53

All the way in Long Beach, California, it's Kalen Bean.

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Chris LaxamanaHost

0:56

going on oh what the hell man really you can't just

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T-PainPersonAmerican singer
99%5 mentions
DiddyPersonRapper
97%5 mentions
Lil JonPersonAmerican rapper and record producer
96%4 mentions
GapCompanyClothing retail company
94%2 mentions
Karl MalonePersonAmerican former basketball player
92%4 mentions
Giada De LaurentiisPersonItalian-American chef and entrepreneur
91%10 mentions
CaliforniaAdministrative AreaUS state
89%5 mentions
Gangsta's ParadiseMusic CompositionSong
87%4 mentions
Stevie WonderPersonAmerican singer-songwriter and musician
86%3 mentions
John StocktonPersonAmerican former basketball player
84%4 mentions
I'll Be Missing YouMusic CompositionSong
82%3 mentions
Pitch correctionEntity
81%4 mentions
The Rolling StonesMusic GroupRock band
79%1 mention
StingPersonMusician and songwriter
77%4 mentions
Daft PunkMusic GroupElectronic duo
75%3 mentions
Kanye WestPersonAmerican rapper and songwriter
74%3 mentions
YouTubeWebsiteVideo sharing company
72%4 mentions
Las VegasCityCity in Nevada
70%5 mentions
Kid RockPersonAmerican musician and singer-songwriter
69%2 mentions
Ozzy OsbournePersonEnglish singer and songwriter
67%5 mentions
Steve NashPersonCanadian former basketball player and coach
65%2 mentions
Orange CountyAdministrative AreaCounty in California
64%2 mentions
Dancing with the StarsTV SeriesAmerican television series
62%6 mentions
PatreonCompanyCompany
60%13 mentions
Zack MartinPersonFormer American football player
58%3 mentions
TexasAdministrative AreaUS state
57%2 mentions
Sean LeePersonAmerican former American football player
55%4 mentions
AustinCityCity in Texas
53%2 mentions
SpotifyCompanyCompany
52%1 mention
GodEntitySupreme being
50%1 mention
Dallas CowboysSports TeamAmerican football team
48%2 mentions
AppleCompanyTechnology company
47%2 mentions
Aliante Casino and HotelEntityCasino in Clark County, Nevada
44%2 mentions
CasinoEntityBuilding function
44%2 mentions
Bret ErnstPersonComedian
42%2 mentions
North HollywoodPlaceNeighborhood in Los Angeles, California
40%3 mentions
Long BeachCityCity in California
38%1 mention
The PoliceMusic GroupRock band
36%2 mentions
Every Breath You TakeEntitySong by The Police
35%3 mentions
Only God Knows WhyEntitySong by Kid Rock
33%1 mention
Crazy TrainMusic CompositionSong by Bob Daisley, Ozzy Osbourne, and Randy Rhoads
31%2 mentions
Every Breath You TakeMusic CompositionSong by Sting
30%1 mention
Electronic dance musicEntityMusic genre
28%3 mentions
Charles BradleyPersonAmerican singer
26%2 mentions
Steven TylerPersonAmerican singer-songwriter
25%2 mentions
CoolioPersonAmerican rapper and songwriter
23%1 mention
SisqóPersonAmerican singer
21%1 mention
Santa BarbaraCityCity in California
19%1 mention
EminemPersonAmerican rapper and songwriter
18%1 mention
The Notorious B.I.G.PersonAmerican rapper
16%2 mentions

Reality ShowsEntertainment > Television
Society
KingfishMusic > Genres > Blues > Blues Guitarists
EditingEntertainment > Podcasting > Audio Production
Kalen's CareerEntertainment > Podcasting > Audio Production > Editing
Chopped and ScrewedMusic > Production Techniques > Auto-Tune > Vocal Effects
Music TrendsSociety > Culture > Nostalgia > 1990s
Diddy's PerformancesEntertainment > Television > Reality Shows > Music Documentaries
CultureSociety
BluesMusic > Genres
Production TechniquesMusic
1990sSociety > Culture > Nostalgia
PodcastingEntertainment
Music DocumentariesEntertainment > Television > Reality Shows
Auto-TuneMusic > Production Techniques
Blues GuitaristsMusic > Genres > Blues
NostalgiaSociety > Culture
Vocal EffectsMusic > Production Techniques > Auto-Tune
Music
Entertainment
TelevisionEntertainment
GenresMusic
Audio ProductionEntertainment > Podcasting

Welcome to Water Cooler0:11 – 0:59

C

Chris LaxamanaHost

0:11

Hey, welcome to Water Cooler.

C

Chris LaxamanaHost

0:14

Oh, yes.

C

Chris LaxamanaHost

0:16

That's right.

C

Chris LaxamanaHost

0:17

I'm excited.

C

Chris LaxamanaHost

0:19

I've announced it to everybody with my, oh, yes.

C

Chris LaxamanaHost

0:23

And we appreciate you all for being here and not turning it off after the first, oh, yes.

C

Chris LaxamanaHost

0:28

Now, you know how it goes.

C

Chris LaxamanaHost

0:29

I, Chris Loxham, want to kick it.

C

Chris LaxamanaHost

0:31

with my former co-workers, current friends, with me today, all the way in North Hollywood, California.

C

Chris LaxamanaHost

0:43

It's Mr. Mike Dawson.

C

Chris LaxamanaHost

0:46

Aw, yeah.

C

Chris LaxamanaHost

0:48

Oh, that was a good one.

C

Chris LaxamanaHost

0:50

I should have done it like that.

C

Chris LaxamanaHost

0:51

All right, let's hear how Kalen does it.

C

Chris LaxamanaHost

0:53

All the way in Long Beach, California, it's Kalen Bean.

C

Chris LaxamanaHost

0:56

going on oh what the hell man really you can't just