Like I am really big into massages.
and the happy ending ones.
But when I want to, when I ask for a massage, I want an actual real massage, work my muscles the whole night.
And, um, like I posted recently for one and a guy that I had had one from like a year ago messaged me and was like, I'd love to give you one again.
I was like, bro, you were literally shaking during it.
Yeah.
And I was like, you were scared of me.
And
he's like, no, I just I was I was a little nervous and I thought you wanted a sexy massage.
I was like, did I say that, though?
Yeah.
Well, no.
Ask.
Yeah.
And I was like, I said, I want and I always I outline it when I when before I meet up with somebody.
This is what I want.
And so and he was like, oh, well, you know, it's just I say what I mean to me what I say.
And and men get very surprised at that.
yep
and i have specific things in my profile like send me a face picture don't send me dick pictures or i will send you puke emojis um i guess that's why i literally say that if you send me a dick picture i will send you a puke face emoji and um my headline also says please remove my whole profile uh before messaging me or i will be mean to you yeah because i will and um there was one other thing, I can't remember what it was, but this guy messaged me a face picture and a dick picture.
So I sent puke face emojis and he was like, well, at least you're true to your word.
And I'm like, yeah.
Right.
And then I told you.
Yeah.
Like I am really big into massages.
and the happy ending ones.
But when I want to, when I ask for a massage, I want an actual real massage, work my muscles the whole night.
And, um, like I posted recently for one and a guy that I had had one from like a year ago messaged me and was like, I'd love to give you one again.
I was like, bro, you were literally shaking during it.
Yeah.
And I was like, you were scared of me.
And
he's like, no, I just I was I was a little nervous and I thought you wanted a sexy massage.
I was like, did I say that, though?
Yeah.
Well, no.
Ask.
Yeah.
And I was like, I said, I want and I always I outline it when I when before I meet up with somebody.
This is what I want.
And so and he was like, oh, well, you know, it's just I say what I mean to me what I say.
And and men get very surprised at that.
yep
and i have specific things in my profile like send me a face picture don't send me dick pictures or i will send you puke emojis um i guess that's why i literally say that if you send me a dick picture i will send you a puke face emoji and um my headline also says please remove my whole profile uh before messaging me or i will be mean to you yeah because i will and um there was one other thing, I can't remember what it was, but this guy messaged me a face picture and a dick picture.
So I sent puke face emojis and he was like, well, at least you're true to your word.
And I'm like, yeah.
Right.
And then I told you.
Yeah.
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