Chris Candido Hardcore Hall of Fame - Episode 140

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Sandman Podcast.

I am your host, Brian W. Tosh.

Joined, as always, by our resident hack checker, Oliver Fullington.

Our producer and co-host, El Hilo Del Hack, Tyler Fullington.

And the man whose story's got stories, the hardcore icon.

He's got 99 problems, but bananas ain't one.

The Sandman Hack.

How the hell is it going today?

Sam Ed has a problem.

Oh, what is it? I got a toothache, dude.

What?

And I can't hold my hits long enough.

His tooth is bothering

me.

Oh, no, you got a toothache.

Oh, man.

Wow.

Okay.

I mean, I've

been eating almonds yesterday.

Oh, almonds did it to you? Yeah.

Oh, did you hear a crack or what? No, I didn't hear nothing.

You just feel the pain of it? Okay.

All right.

Do you have any...

It's

my wisdom

tooth.

Did your wisdom teeth come in? You

guys, did you ever get them out? Mine are like...

All four are in.

All four of

mine are in.

Mine are in.

And I never had them removed.

I had three.

And they all were like in or whatever.

And then I had...

I had one that got fucked up that caused an infection in my mouth, remember? And then I had to get that surgery to get the one removed, but I still got the other two.

Yeah, I was at the dentist and they said the top two, I have like really dead cavities in the top two, so I should probably get those out, but my bottom ones are fine.

Okay, and Hack, how about you? What did the dentist say? Have you been there yet? I ain't going to the dentist.

I just heard it from yesterday.

Since

like 1982? No,

it's

just

from

pressure putting on it, I think.

It's not like rotted or anything.

Oh, okay.

All right.

Well, what's your dental hygiene routine? I couldn't eat my

sushi hurt today.

Have you been going to the Chinese buffet? No,

two times was enough because I went two times in a week and then I need a month.

Or because I went during lunch, maybe I need to go during dinner to get a different spread.

What's the Sandman Sushi order? Are you spicy tuna? I don't care.

What was cheap? What was cheap? Well,

because I had the tooth problem, so I went to Acme specifically looking for something easy.

Got some hummus.

That's easy.

Okay, yeah, hummus.

There you go.

Some marshmallows.

Did you get yourself some popsicles too? They're

already here.

While we're on the subject, did you get to go to JB's this week at all? Did you get to go to? No.

I will make it there this week.

Okay.

We need

a JB's report next week on the show.

You can

probably get like three pounds.

Dude, now they're sending me like, oh, we got this on sale.

Oh, now I hate them right now.

You don't even need it.

Because they just send me shit in my email.

You don't need all that in bulk.

When I

walk in there, I'll figure it the fuck out.

You can unsubscribe from the email list.

I'll teach you how to do that.

You actually looked at your email? No, I just erase them whenever I see it's like that.

Erase, erase.

Match is the only one I look at.

There's only old girlfriends on there.

Match.com.

I might remember.

I guess if I ever popped on one of the girls, they'd want me to pay or something.

But they showed me

girls for

free.

I thought you were talking about match for sushi.

You'll like this one.

This one's in Havertown.

One day old.

I didn't anticipate talking about Match.com and sushi, but here we are this week.