Pirates! | Chapter 2 | An Tale of Daring Dandies on the Ocean Deep

ahoy lore lovers and welcome to this the second chapter of the rp geeks adventure with pirates did we have a pirates move i don't know i don't

think we did it's the same as always yeah i don't know man

it's just a prosthetic like

oh dear lovely yeah thank you so much for joining us for chapter two do we need a recap of chapter one maybe we should do that after a brief introduction of the faces you see before upon the screen or here in your ears if you are of the podcasting persuasion um i'm shalmani shiha i'm a member of the rp geeks and i should be your gm for today pastor fiona

oh hello hello my name is fiona i always look like this uh i use shiha pronouns and i am playing your your biggest crush of all time captain montague shoot aka monty gosh isn't it great to see me uh i'm gonna pass it over to the other wonderful rp geek emily

Hello, I'm Emily.

I use she, her pronouns.

And I'll be playing Marnie, the navigator, who's fine.

Everything's fine.

She's not worried about anything.

She's

very chill as Marnie.

She's always chill.

I think that's the number one adjective for Marnie, is chill.

And if you didn't see part one, you'll experience the chillness.

You'll be like, wow, that's so chill.

Anyway, I'll pass over to Grace.

Wow.

Hey, it's me.

I'm Grace.

I use they, them pronouns, and I'm playing Molt, who uses he, they pronouns.

Molt is also fine, is really dealing with their emotions well.

I would say that I'm not disappointed.

I'm angry.

Oh, no.

And I can pass on to Kat, the other lovely guest.

Yeah.

Hey,

everyone.

I'm Kat.

I use she, they pronouns.

And I'll be playing Reed, who is also absolutely fine.

We're also

fine.

Everyone's just fine.

And definitely not worried about any anger or disappointment or anything, really.

What's actually

great? Reed's great.

Everyone's doing great.

What's actually

great is Monty actually is just really great.

He's just genuinely having a lovely time all the

time.

None of us know why Monty's stressing so much because we're all fine.

You see, if you keep saying the word fine, I'm just going to take you at your word that you are fine.

I think the events of chapter one shall now recap leave everything very fine with nothing to worry about we had jolly good happy swashbuckling time in which you did a little bit of pirating you got a little bit interrupted in your pirating by a Mr. Goldust who wants his ship back you did not want to give him his ship back um So you left without any booty.

Well, you tried to get some booty and then knocked a mast over in an attempt to gain booty.

You got a banana.

That was nice.

Thank you.

Yeah, someone did.

Not even any of you, to be honest.

One of your crew.

You have a lovely crew of pirates.

They're well trained.

They collect treasure when they see it.

and you leapt dramatically back onto your ship.

There was a lot of maneuvering, sandwiches, Reid nearly fell off.

But didn't.

Onto the sea, but didn't, thanks to Marnie's amazing navigating.

And I think then you, while trying to negotiate, sort of blasted them quite successfully.

They had, unbeknownst to you, sent someone on board to try and nick something from the captain's quarters.

But Marnie sort of dealt with that, packed that person off out the window and nabbed back... banana yes what was their name their name was definitely banana canonically um and nabbed back what they were trying to steal from the ship which was a map

pirates

love a map uh reed loves reed loves a map reed is a little bit too into the map um and um monty was pretty enthusiastic about the map

yep love a good map Marnie

made sure it was okay by spilling coffee on it.

Yeah, which helped.

Yeah.

You have to spill coffee on maps.

Otherwise they don't

work.

They'll take you to the wrong place.

Exactly, as proven.

I think Marnie and Malt were maybe a little bit more cautious about the whole map, let's go to this island that no one's ever heard of or appears on any maps situation.

But you know what? If it's going to make you all pirating legends, if it's going to make Captain Shoot a pirating legend, then Malt for One is very much on board with that.

I don't care about that.

To be clear, if it

isn't going

to

make Captain

Shoot...

That's not how I remember that scene going.

That's

exactly how that scene went.

Reed, the ship's chronicler, has been writing the biography of Captain Chute.

Malt had a little peek at the biography of Captain Chute and had some issues with the level, the amount of Captain Chute in the story of Captain Chute.

And tempers flared.

Malt's tempers flared.

It usually does.

And then you...

You set sail through the night.

I think Marnie was very alarmed by the map, the case that the map came in.

Marnie was just generally a bit disturbed and it's unclear exactly why.

Oh, the weather got very bad.

We don't like it when the weather gets very

bad.

And

as we begin chapter two...

After a day of sailing.

No, not a day, a night.

Sorry, specifically a night of sailing.

A night of sailing across, I would say, increasingly choppy seas.

Dawn is broken and the weather is just gradually getting slightly worse.

Just a little bit more...

A little bit more cold chills in the wind, a little bit more sea spray slapping you in the face when you least expect it.

The crew as a whole are a little bit tense.

There was a lot of muttering from Marnie about... about things that are fine or maybe not fine.

Maybe bad luck.

And it's sort of rubbing off.