The Reality Shaper: A Musical Podcast
Episode 9: The Below
Sep 15, 2026 · 22 min · 11 segments
Boris and Travis venture into the tunnels beneath Cedrela. Join our patreon for ad-free listening, and…
The Reality Shaper: A Musical Podcast
Sep 15, 2026 · 22 min · 11 segments
Boris and Travis venture into the tunnels beneath Cedrela. Join our patreon for ad-free listening, and…
But seriously, uh, Boris watches as his father is carted away in handcuffs, a thick knot of guilt weighing heavily in his stomach.
He holds his mother the rest of the day as she weeps, and when evening rolls around, he realizes neither of them have eaten.
Not in the mood to cook, he goes to see what he can buy in town.
On instinct, his feet carry him to the Horseshoe.
Boris, [laughs] there you are, butthead.
Man, you really know how to keep an elf waiting.
Hey, hold up.
Where are you going? Whoa, left, right, left, right.
[laughs] I can do this all night, but if you wanna dance, we should really go inside.
Stop it.
[laughs] No.
Move.
Hey.
Geez, butthead, who pissed in your lemonade?
My father was arrested this morning.
Oh, shit.
Plot twist.
Uh, I'm sorry.
Are you? You hate the guard.
I bet this whole time you were hoping for something like this.
You're upset, so I'm not going to argue with you.
So you admit it.
Unbelievable.
That's not what I said, butthead.
Stop calling me butthead.
But seriously, uh, Boris watches as his father is carted away in handcuffs, a thick knot of guilt weighing heavily in his stomach.
He holds his mother the rest of the day as she weeps, and when evening rolls around, he realizes neither of them have eaten.
Not in the mood to cook, he goes to see what he can buy in town.
On instinct, his feet carry him to the Horseshoe.
Boris, [laughs] there you are, butthead.
Man, you really know how to keep an elf waiting.
Hey, hold up.
Where are you going? Whoa, left, right, left, right.
[laughs] I can do this all night, but if you wanna dance, we should really go inside.
Stop it.
[laughs] No.
Move.
Hey.
Geez, butthead, who pissed in your lemonade?
My father was arrested this morning.
Oh, shit.
Plot twist.
Uh, I'm sorry.
Are you? You hate the guard.
I bet this whole time you were hoping for something like this.
You're upset, so I'm not going to argue with you.
So you admit it.
Unbelievable.
That's not what I said, butthead.
Stop calling me butthead.
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