The Reality Shaper: A Musical Podcast
Aug 4, 2026 · 25 min · 11 segments
CB and Boris wake up buried alive. The Reality Shaper is based on the books by Sair Kaufman. The writing team for the podcast includes Sair Kaufman, Shane Dittmar, Noah Weisbart, and Ammon Taylor…
[upbeat music] Hey, Boris is a dragonborn who someday will breathe lightning, and lightning knocks out Boris and CB inside a cave.
They were on the hunt for answers, now beneath the mountain they will decompose.
Kidding.
That's not how the story goes.
But yeah, that was one hell of a cliffhanger.
I'm talented.
The story actually goes like this.
Boris.
Boris.
Can you hear me, butthead? Butthead.
Yeah.
Welcome back to the land of the living.
It's just as shitty as you left it.
Boris begins to realize a few things as he comes to.
Firstly, he was unconscious.
Secondly, he is no longer unconscious, but it's still pitch black.
And thirdly, you okay, butthead? His head is in CB's lap.
Yep.
Ow.
Fucking damn it, Boris.
Sorry, I didn't know you were leaning over me like that.
I can't see a thing.
Neither can I, and I managed not to headbutt you with a butt-shaped head.
Are you okay?
Fine.
[upbeat music] Hey, Boris is a dragonborn who someday will breathe lightning, and lightning knocks out Boris and CB inside a cave.
They were on the hunt for answers, now beneath the mountain they will decompose.
Kidding.
That's not how the story goes.
But yeah, that was one hell of a cliffhanger.
I'm talented.
The story actually goes like this.
Boris.
Boris.
Can you hear me, butthead? Butthead.
Yeah.
Welcome back to the land of the living.
It's just as shitty as you left it.
Boris begins to realize a few things as he comes to.
Firstly, he was unconscious.
Secondly, he is no longer unconscious, but it's still pitch black.
And thirdly, you okay, butthead? His head is in CB's lap.
Yep.
Ow.
Fucking damn it, Boris.
Sorry, I didn't know you were leaning over me like that.
I can't see a thing.
Neither can I, and I managed not to headbutt you with a butt-shaped head.
Are you okay?
Fine.
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