The Reality Shaper: A Musical Podcast
Jul 7, 2026 · 33 min · 10 segments
Boris and CB come to an uneasy truce and question Mrs. Belmorn, the wife of a prime suspect, which leads them to another discovery. The Reality Shaper is based on the books by Sair Kaufman. The…
Now, who could that be? Just one moment, please.
Boris! Rachel mentioned you might stop by.
She did.
Come in, come in.
We were just sitting down to
tea.
Um, we?
At the center of the frankly garish sitting room is a tower of little cakes stacked on a coffee table.
And glaring over the display is a dapper and attractive and very talented bard who also happens to be very pissed off.
We.
But please, by all means, interrupt.
Silly boy, that's my seat.
Guests sit on the love seat.
Go on, get cozy, you two.
Right.
Gorgeous, isn't it? That love seat was built right here in Cedrella Of orange wood, velvet, and feather The simple design I find quite sublime Though some in this town turn their nose up and down And import fancy satin or patent leather I don't ask much.
Some fill their beds with silk and lace.
I've never had the taste for putting platinum.
I don't ask much.
Some people trim their walls in gold.
As I grow wise and old, I prefer platinum.
Judy Plock, my next-door neighbor, has a full-time private cook.
All I ask is for a teapot and a hammock and a book and a few diamond rings and tiaras and such.
I don't think I'm asking too much.
I'm so sorry, where was I? The men with sacks? Of course.
Now, who could that be? Just one moment, please.
Boris! Rachel mentioned you might stop by.
She did.
Come in, come in.
We were just sitting down to
tea.
Um, we?
At the center of the frankly garish sitting room is a tower of little cakes stacked on a coffee table.
And glaring over the display is a dapper and attractive and very talented bard who also happens to be very pissed off.
We.
But please, by all means, interrupt.
Silly boy, that's my seat.
Guests sit on the love seat.
Go on, get cozy, you two.
Right.
Gorgeous, isn't it? That love seat was built right here in Cedrella Of orange wood, velvet, and feather The simple design I find quite sublime Though some in this town turn their nose up and down And import fancy satin or patent leather I don't ask much.
Some fill their beds with silk and lace.
I've never had the taste for putting platinum.
I don't ask much.
Some people trim their walls in gold.
As I grow wise and old, I prefer platinum.
Judy Plock, my next-door neighbor, has a full-time private cook.
All I ask is for a teapot and a hammock and a book and a few diamond rings and tiaras and such.
I don't think I'm asking too much.
I'm so sorry, where was I? The men with sacks? Of course.
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