The Reality Shaper: A Musical Podcast
Jun 23, 2026 · 22 min · 11 segments
Lieutenant Morlasar assigns Boris and Travis to the case of the missing children. Rachel suggests that CB and Boris should never ever work together under any circumstances... unless... The Reality…
So? Sorry.
Traxxas, Travis, you almost gave me a heart attack.
How'd it go? Do I really have to tell you, or were you listening at the door?
You got me.
I can't believe we got the Sorrel case.
The Sorrel case? Harrison! Eavesdropping is a disgusting habit.
Travis.
Every senior cadet I know has been fighting over that one.
Congratulations, you two.
You don't sound terribly jealous.
Harrison has entrusted me with extra administrative duties as he prepares for retirement.
I'd hardly have the time to take on a major case like that.
Show off.
Nothing.
That is Senior Cadet Peter Harrison, a bronze-scale dragonborn and the only person on the guard who works as hard as Boris does.
Harrison? Dragonheart? Hortuson said you wanted my help locating the Sorrel girl's case file.
Yes, I couldn't find it in missing persons.
It wouldn't have ended up in missing persons.
Missy Sorrel more than qualified for the runaway log.
The runaway log?
Follow me.
Right, Rachel said something about that.
That she was told Missy ran away? But she said her daughter would never do something like that.
No offense to her, but even if her daughter had been the type, it's not like she'd go around advertising it.
Here.
So? Sorry.
Traxxas, Travis, you almost gave me a heart attack.
How'd it go? Do I really have to tell you, or were you listening at the door?
You got me.
I can't believe we got the Sorrel case.
The Sorrel case? Harrison! Eavesdropping is a disgusting habit.
Travis.
Every senior cadet I know has been fighting over that one.
Congratulations, you two.
You don't sound terribly jealous.
Harrison has entrusted me with extra administrative duties as he prepares for retirement.
I'd hardly have the time to take on a major case like that.
Show off.
Nothing.
That is Senior Cadet Peter Harrison, a bronze-scale dragonborn and the only person on the guard who works as hard as Boris does.
Harrison? Dragonheart? Hortuson said you wanted my help locating the Sorrel girl's case file.
Yes, I couldn't find it in missing persons.
It wouldn't have ended up in missing persons.
Missy Sorrel more than qualified for the runaway log.
The runaway log?
Follow me.
Right, Rachel said something about that.
That she was told Missy ran away? But she said her daughter would never do something like that.
No offense to her, but even if her daughter had been the type, it's not like she'd go around advertising it.
Here.
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