Sep 2, 2026 · 8 min · 5 segments
Dylan loves pork more than anything. He made some shocking claims that made us realize it's risen to an unhealthy level. Pork may be the thing that kills him but he doesn't care! Hosted by…
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Boy, oh boy, Dylan, it's got to make you feel better knowing that you're definitely not coming down with anything, given that everybody is a little puzzled, too, by why their allergies are so active right now, because it's kind of out of the ordinary at this time, I guess.
I'm guessing, and I don't know.
But everybody said they woke up this morning feeling exactly what you feel.
Dennis is here.
And Dennis believes he's found one because Dylan said anything short of decapitation, he would rather have, Dylan has said, than allergies.
He even said he would deal with, what's it called? Scabies? No, shingles.
Shingles.
Scapies.
I don't want scabies.
I don't think I want scabies.
Other people who have experienced shingles said, yeah, a week of shingles, way better than having allergies.
But Dennis has got one, Dylan.
Dennis has got one you do not want.
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Okay.
Boy, oh boy, Dylan, it's got to make you feel better knowing that you're definitely not coming down with anything, given that everybody is a little puzzled, too, by why their allergies are so active right now, because it's kind of out of the ordinary at this time, I guess.
I'm guessing, and I don't know.
But everybody said they woke up this morning feeling exactly what you feel.
Dennis is here.
And Dennis believes he's found one because Dylan said anything short of decapitation, he would rather have, Dylan has said, than allergies.
He even said he would deal with, what's it called? Scabies? No, shingles.
Shingles.
Scapies.
I don't want scabies.
I don't think I want scabies.
Other people who have experienced shingles said, yeah, a week of shingles, way better than having allergies.
But Dennis has got one, Dylan.
Dennis has got one you do not want.