The Simpsons Part 1 - The Ballad of Sideshow Bob (Gracie Films via Klasky-Csupo and Film Roman, 1990-1995)

Guys, prepare the fainting couch

Chrissy, what the heck happened to you? You look worse than I did when I got back from Jellystone

I was doing my own research for this week, and I almost found out where Springfield was.

I almost found out

The most closely guarded secret in animation

Guarded is right.

Holy crap.

Every international espionage and law enforcement group was on my tail.

I mean, even the MIBs were on my tail.

I could've handled them too, I was so close, but the actual keepers of the secret got to me first

And that would be who?

The Canadian Geese Special Forces.

Damn cobra chickens pecked me a new one.

Not even Magoo could handle them

How should we feel about our co-host being goosed?