Teenagr Mutant Ninja Turtles (Murakami-Wolf-Swenson, 1987-1996)

Hello, Tortilla Joe's Pizza.

Can I get a large with pickled herring, arugula, goulash, and whipped cream? Wait, you say you don't have those toppings? Oh, okay.

Well, thanks anyways.

[phone clicks]

Oh, uh, h- hi, listeners.

As you probably heard, Pem decided to order a pizza with some of the more unusual ingredients over the course of the show we're covering this episode.

He's gone through most of the listings on Yelp by now to no success, and Chrissy is still not allowing him in the kitchen.

All right.

Time for Two Ton Tony's Place.

Chrissy, are you sure I can't at least make a strawberry and clam sauce pizza?

Back, you foul heathen.

By my name as a native New Yorker and Italian, thou shall not defile my oven or pizza stone with thine blasphemies.

I already told you, I don't use raspberries.

Blasphemies.

I said blasphemies, not...

Never mind.

Just keep that [censored] out of my kitchen.

But there's no [censored] on the pizza either.

I don't care.

Out.

So either it's a gastronomical abomination or all-out holy war for the pantry.

And you folks thought ordering dinner for your family was brutal.