May 28, 2026 · 1 hr 16 min · 10 segments
Hello you lovely winners! This is a bit of alright isn't it? Cov won everything they needed to win, we got to have an endless stream of celebrations, and now we've been able to spend the last month…
Is it weird-
Neil, I'm turning, I'm turning to you 'cause your mouth looks the most open.
[laughs]
Yeah, most, most primed.
Um, is it weird that it's not like the parade or something? As much as I love the parade, it was great, but I, I like Ellis K- Sims scoring a hat-trick.
[laughs]
That was my moment of the, the...
Just him out of nowhere doing all his wheel...
That second goal was just insane, him clobbering it, and then he's got this thing about when he scores his brilliant goals of running away from absolutely everybody and being left to celebrate in a way which he can't do very well.
[laughs]
And it's just sort of, it's just like, "Ellis, run towards people.
You need people around you to take the, the..." And he started doing that, um, you know, at school everybody did that sort of thing where, [laughs] um, with their fingers.
And they're like, "That does not suit you, Ellis." Um, but yeah-
[laughs]
... him scoring a hat-trick on the final day was brilliant.
He's fascinating, isn't he?
Oh, I love him to bits in a, in a strange way.
I don't know why.
Uh, he's c- just 'cause he can do stuff like that, and he's just quiet.
And I was delighted that you got your stat back from it, which is-
Which one?
... where he fin- where he finished the season as the, as the best minutes per goal of any player-
Yes
... with 10 or more goals for the season.
All the stats on that final day.
Is it weird-
Neil, I'm turning, I'm turning to you 'cause your mouth looks the most open.
[laughs]
Yeah, most, most primed.
Um, is it weird that it's not like the parade or something? As much as I love the parade, it was great, but I, I like Ellis K- Sims scoring a hat-trick.
[laughs]
That was my moment of the, the...
Just him out of nowhere doing all his wheel...
That second goal was just insane, him clobbering it, and then he's got this thing about when he scores his brilliant goals of running away from absolutely everybody and being left to celebrate in a way which he can't do very well.
[laughs]
And it's just sort of, it's just like, "Ellis, run towards people.
You need people around you to take the, the..." And he started doing that, um, you know, at school everybody did that sort of thing where, [laughs] um, with their fingers.
And they're like, "That does not suit you, Ellis." Um, but yeah-
[laughs]
... him scoring a hat-trick on the final day was brilliant.
He's fascinating, isn't he?
Oh, I love him to bits in a, in a strange way.
I don't know why.
Uh, he's c- just 'cause he can do stuff like that, and he's just quiet.
And I was delighted that you got your stat back from it, which is-
Which one?
... where he fin- where he finished the season as the, as the best minutes per goal of any player-
Yes
... with 10 or more goals for the season.
All the stats on that final day.
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