Jul 27, 2026 · 31 min · 10 segments
Did you ever read a bed time story as a child? Or maybe you listen to the radio, or have a comfort TV show that you watch before bed. The human brain is primed to find stories comforting and…
First with brooms, then with dusters, then on ladders and steps and chairs, with a brush and a pail of whitewash, till he had dust in his throat and eyes and splashes of whitewash all over his black fur and an aching back and weary arms.
Spring was moving in the air above and in the earth below and around him, penetrating even his dark and lowly little house with its spirit of divine discontent and longing.
It was small wonder then that he suddenly flung down his brush on the floor and said, bother, and oh, blow, and also hang spring cleaning, and bolted out of the house without even waiting to put on his coat.
Something up above was calling him imperiously, and he made for the steep little tunnel which answered, in his case, to the gravelled carriage drive owned by the animals whose residences are nearer to the sun and air.
So he scraped and scratched and scrabbled and scrooged, and then he scrooged again and scrabbled and scratched and scraped, working busily with his little paws, muttering to himself, Up we go, up we go, till at last, hop! His snout came out into the sunlight, and he found himself rolling in the warm grass of a great meadow.
This is fine, he said to himself.
This is better than whitewashing.
The sunshine struck hot on his fur.
Soft breezes caressed his heated brow, and after the seclusion of the cellarage he had lived in so long, the carol of happy birds fell on his dulled hearing almost like a shout.
Jumping off all his four legs at once in the joy of living and the delight of spring without its cleaning, he pursued his way across the meadow till he reached the hedge on the further side.
"'Hold up,' said an elderly rabbit at the gap.
"'Sixpence for the privilege of passing by the private road.' He was bowled over in an instant by the impatient and contemptuous mole, who trotted along the side of the hedge chafing the other rabbits as they peeped hurriedly from their holes to see what the row was about.
Onion sauce, onion sauce, he remarked jeeringly, and was gone before they could think of a thoroughly satisfactory reply.
Then they all started grumbling at each other.
How stupid you are.
Why didn't you tell him? Well, why didn't you say? You might have reminded him.
And so on in the usual way.
But of course, it was then much too late.
As is always the case.
all seemed too good to be true.
First with brooms, then with dusters, then on ladders and steps and chairs, with a brush and a pail of whitewash, till he had dust in his throat and eyes and splashes of whitewash all over his black fur and an aching back and weary arms.
Spring was moving in the air above and in the earth below and around him, penetrating even his dark and lowly little house with its spirit of divine discontent and longing.
It was small wonder then that he suddenly flung down his brush on the floor and said, bother, and oh, blow, and also hang spring cleaning, and bolted out of the house without even waiting to put on his coat.
Something up above was calling him imperiously, and he made for the steep little tunnel which answered, in his case, to the gravelled carriage drive owned by the animals whose residences are nearer to the sun and air.
So he scraped and scratched and scrabbled and scrooged, and then he scrooged again and scrabbled and scratched and scraped, working busily with his little paws, muttering to himself, Up we go, up we go, till at last, hop! His snout came out into the sunlight, and he found himself rolling in the warm grass of a great meadow.
This is fine, he said to himself.
This is better than whitewashing.
The sunshine struck hot on his fur.
Soft breezes caressed his heated brow, and after the seclusion of the cellarage he had lived in so long, the carol of happy birds fell on his dulled hearing almost like a shout.
Jumping off all his four legs at once in the joy of living and the delight of spring without its cleaning, he pursued his way across the meadow till he reached the hedge on the further side.
"'Hold up,' said an elderly rabbit at the gap.
"'Sixpence for the privilege of passing by the private road.' He was bowled over in an instant by the impatient and contemptuous mole, who trotted along the side of the hedge chafing the other rabbits as they peeped hurriedly from their holes to see what the row was about.
Onion sauce, onion sauce, he remarked jeeringly, and was gone before they could think of a thoroughly satisfactory reply.
Then they all started grumbling at each other.
How stupid you are.
Why didn't you tell him? Well, why didn't you say? You might have reminded him.
And so on in the usual way.
But of course, it was then much too late.
As is always the case.
all seemed too good to be true.
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