The Mouse that Knew Snow White
Jun 30, 2026 · 12 min · 9 segments
Come hear the tale of Mortimer's cousin Cynthia, and the fantastic, miner-village story she knows about a lady named Snow White.
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Jun 30, 2026 · 12 min · 9 segments
Come hear the tale of Mortimer's cousin Cynthia, and the fantastic, miner-village story she knows about a lady named Snow White.
When she bought a ticket and came to New York, the man at the desk said, really? And Snow White had sighed and said, really? Snow White wasn't young.
Wasn't that wonderful? And she wasn't willowy either.
She was curvy.
wasn't that wonderful, too.
In fact, she resembled in many ways the determined, kind, marvelous mothers who would one day wander around a place called Disney World, almost as if someone had made a movie just for them.
She was in her 50s, and she was so beautiful inside.
Like rivers that run through the woods and splash with salamanders and spark in the sun, but she'd forgotten all about that because she was tired.
After coming to New York, Snow White had gotten one of the only jobs that she could find.
She taught in a school for children.
It should have been a beautiful building, safe with wooden staircases that smelled like forests in the afternoon sun.
Wooden staircases that clattered with the sound of children running up and down them.
But it wasn't a beautiful building.
Instead, I felt like wandering around in an ear.
that hasn't been cleaned in too long yes the place had a spiritual vibe like earwax like it had blocked up its own ears because it didn't want to hear what it was hearing anymore The school was run by a terrible woman.
When she bought a ticket and came to New York, the man at the desk said, really? And Snow White had sighed and said, really? Snow White wasn't young.
Wasn't that wonderful? And she wasn't willowy either.
She was curvy.
wasn't that wonderful, too.
In fact, she resembled in many ways the determined, kind, marvelous mothers who would one day wander around a place called Disney World, almost as if someone had made a movie just for them.
She was in her 50s, and she was so beautiful inside.
Like rivers that run through the woods and splash with salamanders and spark in the sun, but she'd forgotten all about that because she was tired.
After coming to New York, Snow White had gotten one of the only jobs that she could find.
She taught in a school for children.
It should have been a beautiful building, safe with wooden staircases that smelled like forests in the afternoon sun.
Wooden staircases that clattered with the sound of children running up and down them.
But it wasn't a beautiful building.
Instead, I felt like wandering around in an ear.
that hasn't been cleaned in too long yes the place had a spiritual vibe like earwax like it had blocked up its own ears because it didn't want to hear what it was hearing anymore The school was run by a terrible woman.
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