The Anonymous Greenkeeper: Turf Meets World
Sep 22, 2026 · 18 min · 11 segments
Not if the right people are making the decision!!!
Anonymous GreenkeeperHostAnd until about three weeks ago, I would have told you it was everything I'd hoped it would be.
I know that probably sounds slightly nauseating to some of the people who write into this podcast because most of the letters you read seem to come from people who are one broken irrigation head away from driving a fairway mower into the sea.
This is my first head greenkeeper position, and I think I have been incredibly lucky.
They didn't appoint me and then immediately start telling me how to do the job.
When I said we needed something, I wasn't automatically met with, can you make do? Or the previous head greenkeeper never needed one of those.
Or my personal favourite, how much is that going to cost us? Obviously, there have been discussions about money.
I certainly haven't ordered six brand new fairway mowers and a helicopter.
And until about three weeks ago, I would have told you it was everything I'd hoped it would be.
I know that probably sounds slightly nauseating to some of the people who write into this podcast because most of the letters you read seem to come from people who are one broken irrigation head away from driving a fairway mower into the sea.
This is my first head greenkeeper position, and I think I have been incredibly lucky.
They didn't appoint me and then immediately start telling me how to do the job.
When I said we needed something, I wasn't automatically met with, can you make do? Or the previous head greenkeeper never needed one of those.
Or my personal favourite, how much is that going to cost us? Obviously, there have been discussions about money.
I certainly haven't ordered six brand new fairway mowers and a helicopter.
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