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The 9pm Edict

The 9pm Clacton and On and On with David F Porteous

Aug 17, 2026 · 1 hr · 12 segments

Odd things have been happening in the UK, so it's time once more to chat with Scottish author and social researcher David F Porteous. In this episode we discuss Barnaby Joyce's claim that One Nation…

Odd things have been happening in the UK, so it's time once more to chat with Scottish author and social researcher David F Porteous. In this episode we discuss Barnaby Joyce's claim that One Nation is "one of the gayest parties in Australia", the early days of social media, maths, physics, shrinkflation, and of course last week's Clacton by-election which returned Nigel Farage to parliament. Full podcast details and credits: https://the9pmedict.com/edict/00275/ Please consider supporting the the current crowdfunder: https://the9pmedict.com/spring2026 Or if you miss that or prefer to not use Ko-Fi: https://the9pmedict.com/tip/ https://skank.com.au/subscribe/

Odd things have been happening in the UK, so it's time once more to chat with Scottish author and social researcher David F Porteous. In this episode we discuss Barnaby Joyce's claim that One Nation…

Speakers: David F. PorteousGuestStilgherrianHost

Top entities: Nigel Farage×28 Clacton×20 Barnaby Joyce×12 One Nation×27 Count Binface×10

Episode Introduction0:00 – 1:46

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NarratorNarrator

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The following episode of the 9pm Edict contains strong language, politics, physics, mathematics, and disturbing sexual imagery.

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StilgherrianHost

0:13

Monday the 17th of August 2026.

S

StilgherrianHost

0:17

Odd things have been happening in the UK, so it's time once more to chat with Scottish author and social researcher David F. Porteus.

S

StilgherrianHost

0:26

In this episode, we talk about Barnaby Joyce's claim that One Nation is one of the gayest parties in Australia.

David F. PorteousGuest

0:35

Being gay or whatever is not gay.

David F. PorteousGuest

0:38

A vaccination against having political views which are completely obnoxious.

David F. PorteousGuest

0:43

We

S

StilgherrianHost

0:43

reflect on the

David F. PorteousGuest

0:45

early days of social media.

David F. PorteousGuest

0:46

I certainly had my own MySpace page.

David F. PorteousGuest

0:51

I may even have had a Geocities site.

David F. PorteousGuest

0:55

And of course, yeah, we talk about the Clacton by-election.

David F. PorteousGuest

1:00

I personally...

David F. PorteousGuest

1:01

Do not want any sexual favours from Nigel Farage.

S

StilgherrianHost

1:05

And much more.

S

StilgherrianHost

1:06

Hello, I'm still Geryon.

S

StilgherrianHost

1:08

This is the 9pm Clacked on and on and on with David F Porteous.

S

StilgherrianHost

1:13

MUSIC David F.

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StilgherrianHost

1:29

Should we start again? Yeah, why not? David F.

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StilgherrianHost

1:33

Porteous, thank you for joining me from the Edinburgh.

S

StilgherrianHost

1:37

Thank you very much for having me again.

S

StilgherrianHost

1:39

I can see your taste hasn't improved over time.

S

StilgherrianHost

1:44

No, the punters like you.

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Candidate AnalysisPolitics > Elections > By-elections > Clacton by-election
Voter PreferencesSociety > Public Opinion > Voting Behavior > Election Results
Political RepresentationPolitics > Political Satire > Humor in Politics > Count Binface
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By-electionsPolitics > Elections
Party DynamicsPolitics > Political Parties > Reform UK > Nigel Farage
Political SatirePolitics
Reform UKPolitics > Political Parties
Nigel FaragePolitics > Political Parties > Reform UK
Voting BehaviorSociety > Public Opinion
Election AnalysisPolitics > Political Commentary
Politics
Count BinfacePolitics > Political Satire > Humor in Politics
ElectionsPolitics
Political CommentaryPolitics
Clacton by-electionPolitics > Elections > By-elections

Episode Introduction0:00 – 1:46

N

NarratorNarrator

0:00

The following episode of the 9pm Edict contains strong language, politics, physics, mathematics, and disturbing sexual imagery.

S

StilgherrianHost

0:13

Monday the 17th of August 2026.

S

StilgherrianHost

0:17

Odd things have been happening in the UK, so it's time once more to chat with Scottish author and social researcher David F. Porteus.

S

StilgherrianHost

0:26

In this episode, we talk about Barnaby Joyce's claim that One Nation is one of the gayest parties in Australia.

David F. PorteousGuest

0:35

Being gay or whatever is not gay.

David F. PorteousGuest

0:38

A vaccination against having political views which are completely obnoxious.

David F. PorteousGuest

0:43

We

S

StilgherrianHost

0:43

reflect on the

David F. PorteousGuest

0:45

early days of social media.

David F. PorteousGuest

0:46

I certainly had my own MySpace page.

David F. PorteousGuest

0:51

I may even have had a Geocities site.

David F. PorteousGuest

0:55

And of course, yeah, we talk about the Clacton by-election.

David F. PorteousGuest

1:00

I personally...

David F. PorteousGuest

1:01

Do not want any sexual favours from Nigel Farage.

S

StilgherrianHost

1:05

And much more.

S

StilgherrianHost

1:06

Hello, I'm still Geryon.

S

StilgherrianHost

1:08

This is the 9pm Clacked on and on and on with David F Porteous.

S

StilgherrianHost

1:13

MUSIC David F.

S

StilgherrianHost

1:29

Should we start again? Yeah, why not? David F.

S

StilgherrianHost

1:33

Porteous, thank you for joining me from the Edinburgh.

S

StilgherrianHost

1:37

Thank you very much for having me again.

S

StilgherrianHost

1:39

I can see your taste hasn't improved over time.

S

StilgherrianHost

1:44

No, the punters like you.