Sep 20, 2026 · 6 min · 6 segments
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[upbeat music] Br, br, br, br, br, br, br.
Hello, this is the Superhero Hotline.
[bell dings] How may I help you?
Oh, yeah, hello.
My name's Henry, and I need a superhero really quickly.
Okay, Henry, just slow down there for me a second.
What do you need a superhero for?
Well, I was getting dressed for school, and I got my underpants out [bell dings] and I realized that my underpants have all come alive, and they're running around the room, and they're making a mess, and I don't know why they've come alive.
But I can't get to school without underpants, but I also can't leave the house, 'cause the underpants have gone crazy.
Okay, Henry [laughs] that definitely sounds like it's a circumstance where you need a superhero, because that is not a common thing-
No
... to have happen to you.
Like, oh, hang on, hang on.
The underpants, they're knocking the bookshelf over.
Hey, underpants, stop it.
Okay.
[underpants whooshing] Oh, no.
Henry, Henry, I'm gonna send a superhero out to you pronto.
I am going to send the, I am going to send [laughs] Irving, the Underpants Tamer, out to your house right now.
Oh, good.
Don't delay.
Henry, turn around.
He's right there right now.
[air whooshing]
Oh, hello, Irving the Underpants Saver [laughs] [upbeat music]?
[upbeat music] Br, br, br, br, br, br, br.
Hello, this is the Superhero Hotline.
[bell dings] How may I help you?
Oh, yeah, hello.
My name's Henry, and I need a superhero really quickly.
Okay, Henry, just slow down there for me a second.
What do you need a superhero for?
Well, I was getting dressed for school, and I got my underpants out [bell dings] and I realized that my underpants have all come alive, and they're running around the room, and they're making a mess, and I don't know why they've come alive.
But I can't get to school without underpants, but I also can't leave the house, 'cause the underpants have gone crazy.
Okay, Henry [laughs] that definitely sounds like it's a circumstance where you need a superhero, because that is not a common thing-
No
... to have happen to you.
Like, oh, hang on, hang on.
The underpants, they're knocking the bookshelf over.
Hey, underpants, stop it.
Okay.
[underpants whooshing] Oh, no.
Henry, Henry, I'm gonna send a superhero out to you pronto.
I am going to send the, I am going to send [laughs] Irving, the Underpants Tamer, out to your house right now.
Oh, good.
Don't delay.
Henry, turn around.
He's right there right now.
[air whooshing]
Oh, hello, Irving the Underpants Saver [laughs] [upbeat music]?
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