Oct 5, 2026 · 6 min · 5 segments
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Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
What? And he was in the food zoo, which they sometimes called Foo Zoo because it was a nice shortening of food zoo.
Hello, hello, welcome to Foo Zoo where all the animals are made out of food.
Come on in, grab your tickets.
Come and have a look.
It was very exciting.
Mmm, delicious.
And you could put a little
bit of sprinkles on it and have a little taste.
So one day Bartholomew was slithering through the fuzu and he came across Patricia the panda.
Mm-hmm.
And Patricia the panda was made of fairy floss.
Ooh!
She was a big old fluffy fairy floss panda.
Oh!
But she had a problem,
Patricia.
What?
She couldn't go swimming because otherwise she would just
dissolve.
But
it was a hot day and she wanted to go swimming very badly.
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
What? And he was in the food zoo, which they sometimes called Foo Zoo because it was a nice shortening of food zoo.
Hello, hello, welcome to Foo Zoo where all the animals are made out of food.
Come on in, grab your tickets.
Come and have a look.
It was very exciting.
Mmm, delicious.
And you could put a little
bit of sprinkles on it and have a little taste.
So one day Bartholomew was slithering through the fuzu and he came across Patricia the panda.
Mm-hmm.
And Patricia the panda was made of fairy floss.
Ooh!
She was a big old fluffy fairy floss panda.
Oh!
But she had a problem,
Patricia.
What?
She couldn't go swimming because otherwise she would just
dissolve.
But
it was a hot day and she wanted to go swimming very badly.
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