Easter, Toys, Teeth
Oct 13, 2026 · 5 min · 4 segments
Three words, three minutes, one story salad. Find out what today's story will be!
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Oct 13, 2026 · 5 min · 4 segments
Three words, three minutes, one story salad. Find out what today's story will be!
[scat sings] Once upon a time-
Mm-hmm
...
there was a set of teeth.
[laughs]
[laughs] Let me get this straight.
Mm-hmm.
Just a set of teeth?
Yes, that lived in a glass of water.
[laughs] Oh, so sort of like my granddad's teeth used to live in a-
Yes
...
but these teeth, that was its house? Lived in a set of water.
It lived in a glass of water.
And the teeth's name was...
Was Geoffrey
...
Geoffrey.
Geoffrey, the teeth, that lived in a glass of water.
And Geoffrey needed his water changed.
[laughs] He sure did.
'Cause it was some d-i-irty water.
Might have been a bit gooey.
Gooey, yeah.
Ugh.
[scat sings] Once upon a time-
Mm-hmm
...
there was a set of teeth.
[laughs]
[laughs] Let me get this straight.
Mm-hmm.
Just a set of teeth?
Yes, that lived in a glass of water.
[laughs] Oh, so sort of like my granddad's teeth used to live in a-
Yes
...
but these teeth, that was its house? Lived in a set of water.
It lived in a glass of water.
And the teeth's name was...
Was Geoffrey
...
Geoffrey.
Geoffrey, the teeth, that lived in a glass of water.
And Geoffrey needed his water changed.
[laughs] He sure did.
'Cause it was some d-i-irty water.
Might have been a bit gooey.
Gooey, yeah.
Ugh.
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