Sep 23, 2026 · 6 min · 6 segments
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Oona the unicorn [chimes] was off to a birthday party.
Wow.
"I'm off to a birthday party."
But she didn't have a present.
She didn't have a present.
She, she had left it to the last minute.
[laughs]
Aren't unicorns magic, though? Couldn't she just, you know?
They are, but all of her friends were, like, beautiful-
Right
... tall, elegant unicorns that could do good magic.
Oona struggled.
Oh, okay.
She's, like-
Her- often she'd try and to do, she'd, she'd do a magical spell to, I don't know, make a rose, and she'd do it, but she'd make a weed.
Oh, okay.
So she's sort of, ah.
She'd be clumsy.
Right.
She's clumsy.
Gotcha, gotcha.
So she thought, "Oh, what does my best friend want? My best friend, um, she, she, she was talking about she wanted a diamond." [chime]
A diamond?
Yeah, she, she, her, her best friend liked the fancier things in life.
[laughs]
Oona the unicorn [chimes] was off to a birthday party.
Wow.
"I'm off to a birthday party."
But she didn't have a present.
She didn't have a present.
She, she had left it to the last minute.
[laughs]
Aren't unicorns magic, though? Couldn't she just, you know?
They are, but all of her friends were, like, beautiful-
Right
... tall, elegant unicorns that could do good magic.
Oona struggled.
Oh, okay.
She's, like-
Her- often she'd try and to do, she'd, she'd do a magical spell to, I don't know, make a rose, and she'd do it, but she'd make a weed.
Oh, okay.
So she's sort of, ah.
She'd be clumsy.
Right.
She's clumsy.
Gotcha, gotcha.
So she thought, "Oh, what does my best friend want? My best friend, um, she, she, she was talking about she wanted a diamond." [chime]
A diamond?
Yeah, she, she, her, her best friend liked the fancier things in life.
[laughs]
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