Apple, Porridge, Sand

Thanks for those words, Quinn, which were apple.

Porridge.

And sand.

Let's mix them up and make a story salad right now.

Let's do it.

Shall I begin?

Oh, with pleasure.

Well,

once upon a time, because that's how all good stories start, there was a little bear named Rumpel.

Rumpel.

And Rumpel's favourite food, you see, was porridge.

Don't all bears love porridge?

It's true.

Isn't there a famous

story where bears love porridge?

Oh, I think he may have been inspired by that one.

I

love that Rumpel loves porridge.

So he loved porridge.

But you see, today wasn't grocery shopping week, so he didn't have any ingredients to make his porridge with.

Oh,

no.

And he went into the pantry and went, there's nothing in my pantry.

And he went to his fridge and went, oh, there's nothing in my fridge.

And he went to his toilet and went, oh, there's something in my toilet, but I can't eat that.