Aug 10, 2026 · 11 min · 7 segments
We're heading underwater to meet a bull shark obsessed with the stars above - the sort of silly antics only Matt and Carlo could create. Thank you Zara for this wonderful story starter.
Matt BackerHost
Carlo RitchieHostOnce there was a seahorse named Zahana.
She made friends with all the sea animals in the ocean.
One day Zahana found out that her friends were missing.
She went on an adventure to find a forest of seaweed.
She found her friends yelling for her from the seaweed.
Zahana!
Zahana! Yes, Zahana.
We're in here, Zahana.
Your friends, all your friends, because you're friends with everyone.
We're all here, Zahana.
Zahana.
And so Zahana slowly crept towards the voices, fearing that they might be in some kind of trouble.
Surprise! Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Do-do-do-do.
Oh, it is your birthday.
It's your birthday.
You have to see us.
You see us.
Once there was a seahorse named Zahana.
She made friends with all the sea animals in the ocean.
One day Zahana found out that her friends were missing.
She went on an adventure to find a forest of seaweed.
She found her friends yelling for her from the seaweed.
Zahana!
Zahana! Yes, Zahana.
We're in here, Zahana.
Your friends, all your friends, because you're friends with everyone.
We're all here, Zahana.
Zahana.
And so Zahana slowly crept towards the voices, fearing that they might be in some kind of trouble.
Surprise! Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Do-do-do-do.
Oh, it is your birthday.
It's your birthday.
You have to see us.
You see us.
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