Sep 3, 2026 · 28 min · 14 segments
Today we celebrate some of our favorite stories that feature Story Pirate Eric, including “The Mad Piano Player” (S2E8), “The Evil Bunny” (S7E39), and “All Because I Bit My Knee” (S5E5). Get more…
One day there was a little boy born.
With a certain hunger and a certain flair.
For he trained and he learned.
And he grew up to be a mad piano player.
Not mad like angry.
I'm talking mad like he has mad skills.
Yeah, he practiced so much that his fingers would swell.
And blow up with muscles.
One day, his mom received a message.
And it came from the palace of the king.
Ah.
We're looking for a piano player.
Who can play everything.
We need a mad, mad, mad piano player.
Yeah, one that can play for the king.
A mad, mad, mad piano player.
Who can rock the keys for His Majesty.
FYI, that's a really fast car.
When he got to the palace.
He was welcomed with a big parade.
Hooray.
There were dancers and jesters and peasants in the streets.
And they all shouted his name.
Mad, mad piano player.
One day there was a little boy born.
With a certain hunger and a certain flair.
For he trained and he learned.
And he grew up to be a mad piano player.
Not mad like angry.
I'm talking mad like he has mad skills.
Yeah, he practiced so much that his fingers would swell.
And blow up with muscles.
One day, his mom received a message.
And it came from the palace of the king.
Ah.
We're looking for a piano player.
Who can play everything.
We need a mad, mad, mad piano player.
Yeah, one that can play for the king.
A mad, mad, mad piano player.
Who can rock the keys for His Majesty.
FYI, that's a really fast car.
When he got to the palace.
He was welcomed with a big parade.
Hooray.
There were dancers and jesters and peasants in the streets.
And they all shouted his name.
Mad, mad piano player.
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The King Demands the Secret Song
The king wants one final unforgettable performance
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