Aug 6, 2026 · 31 min · 16 segments
Today’s episode features a brand new story written by over a hundred different members of the Story Pirates Creator Club! The next Create a Story session is coming up on Friday, October 16th @ 7pm ET…
I'm your host, Therman St. James Irontham Vastherathosamtham.
Today, it is a staple of the Parisian skyline.
But where exactly did the Eiffel Tower come from? Nobody knows, or at least my intern Kyle doesn't, which leaves me no choice but to do what any good historian would do: speculate.
Today, we go back in time to when the Eiffel Tower was first invented, or should I say inv-
inv-Invited? Let's go back to the Ice Age to a lonely saber-toothed tiger named Dan.
[whimsical music] Good morning, Dan.
Good morning, Seth the giant sloth.
Say, Dan, I'm moving this weekend.
I was wondering if you might be able to help me.
It's a harsh, frozen, treeless tundra.
Look at the horizon.
What do you see?
I see possibilities, Seth, possibilities.
Sure.
So can you help me move or what?
Sorry, I can't, because of my condition.
[hiccups]
Whoa.
Was that a-
I'm your host, Therman St. James Irontham Vastherathosamtham.
Today, it is a staple of the Parisian skyline.
But where exactly did the Eiffel Tower come from? Nobody knows, or at least my intern Kyle doesn't, which leaves me no choice but to do what any good historian would do: speculate.
Today, we go back in time to when the Eiffel Tower was first invented, or should I say inv-
inv-Invited? Let's go back to the Ice Age to a lonely saber-toothed tiger named Dan.
[whimsical music] Good morning, Dan.
Good morning, Seth the giant sloth.
Say, Dan, I'm moving this weekend.
I was wondering if you might be able to help me.
It's a harsh, frozen, treeless tundra.
Look at the horizon.
What do you see?
I see possibilities, Seth, possibilities.
Sure.
So can you help me move or what?
Sorry, I can't, because of my condition.
[hiccups]
Whoa.
Was that a-
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The Ghost Gets Sued
A child’s story becomes a bizarre lawsuit
The Power Was Inside
A lonely tiger discovers his hidden strength
The Cheese Wall Trap
A ridiculous trap triggers an unexpected transformation
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