Jul 2, 2026 · 48 min · 17 segments
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Listeners, why don't we listen to today's first mixtape track? From Ellie, a seven-year-old in California, here's The Time Machine.
Once there was a little girl named Suzie.
That's me.
She was having a walk and found a time machine.
She went inside to see what she could see.
But when she opened the door again, she had been time traveling to Jurassic times.
Wow, look at all those dinosaurs.
Suzie ran for cover just in case they're coming for her.
But when she was surrounded, she was out of ideas.
Roar! [laughs] I mean, can you come to the potluck? Can you come to the potluck? We didn't mean to frighten you, just thought you'd like to be included, so can you come to the potluck?
Yeah, sure.
Woo!
The potluck had a wild spread.
Does anyone know if this is paleo?
It's my mom's recipe.
Suzie was surprised, she didn't know where to begin.
She had that kind of hunger you get when you've been time traveling.
Once she realized the potluck was a lot of fun, she stood on a chair and said...
I'm glad I came to the potluck.
Listeners, why don't we listen to today's first mixtape track? From Ellie, a seven-year-old in California, here's The Time Machine.
Once there was a little girl named Suzie.
That's me.
She was having a walk and found a time machine.
She went inside to see what she could see.
But when she opened the door again, she had been time traveling to Jurassic times.
Wow, look at all those dinosaurs.
Suzie ran for cover just in case they're coming for her.
But when she was surrounded, she was out of ideas.
Roar! [laughs] I mean, can you come to the potluck? Can you come to the potluck? We didn't mean to frighten you, just thought you'd like to be included, so can you come to the potluck?
Yeah, sure.
Woo!
The potluck had a wild spread.
Does anyone know if this is paleo?
It's my mom's recipe.
Suzie was surprised, she didn't know where to begin.
She had that kind of hunger you get when you've been time traveling.
Once she realized the potluck was a lot of fun, she stood on a chair and said...
I'm glad I came to the potluck.
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