A Most Nauseating Nothingburger

Here's what we'll say about that game, guys, okay? Number one, thank our dear Lord in heaven that Caleb Williams is okay.

Because obviously it means the Bears still have a season.

Obviously it means the Bears still have a quarterback.

Also, it means you still get to hear me every week because I guarantee you.

That I will not do 17 episodes of the goddamn Tyson Bajan show.

It ain't happening.

So if you want the Discord, pray.

Such a

Tyson Bajan

hater.

If you want the Scottcast, pray for Caleb Williams every day of your fucking life.

That's number one.

Number two.

Sam Rauch is a terrorist.

Yeah.

Number three.

We gave him a pass last year because he was installing his super complicated offense.

This is not like we're not sitting here saying, fire Ben Johnson.

But if Ben Johnson has a weakness at this point, besides going for fourth down specifically to make Travis crazy, it's that they talk a big game about being the smartest, most disciplined, hardest working motherfuckers in football.

The penalties have got to fucking stop, man, if that's the case.

Walk your shit.

If you're going to talk your shit, walk your shit.

Cut the fucking penalties.

And finally, don't get too low on the Bears offense.

Don't get too high on the Bears defense.