Snarky in the Suburbs Episode #73: The Goldilocks Theory

Hello, hello, and welcome to the Snarky in the Suburbs podcast.

This is something a wee bit different.

A lot of you have been asking for two podcasts a week.

I don't really have a bunch of time, so I'm going to call this a mini podcast.

It's a snarky mini, like a small snarky snack.

I like the alliteration, so let's call it a snarky snack.

Do I have a Dear Snarky letter? I do not, but I have a Dear Snarky update that you are going to love.

Also, I kept my peeve because I've always had a peeve slash rant.

Always.

This is something I'm going to call the Goldilocks Theory.

Then I'm going to do a little segment called things that are stuck in my brain.

Like I can't get them out of my brain.

I have an Alpine divorce update from the podcast I just did.

Then this makeup artist wrote me because recently on social media, I did a story that involved the makeup artist.

Anywho, this makeup artist sends me a list of like five things she can tell if a wedding's not going to last.

Let's take a look at that list.

Then a new little segment for your snarky snack called So It's Come to This.

But let's start with the Dear Snarky update.