He Pretended To Be A Corpse
A trapped criminal survives by playing dead
Aug 6, 2026 · 50 min · 15 segments
The dead man does not know the value of his coffin. This episode comes to us from Mind Your Own! Mind Your Own is a…
Glynn WashingtonHostWhen I was in year seven, I was hanging out in our field at school.
I'd finished my activities, and I was waiting for the late bus.
Me and my friends were gathered at the edge of the playing field.
We were lying on the ground.
We were chatting amongst ourselves, just kicking it.
And there was a group of boys, I think they were, like, in year five, running around the field.
But for some reason, they decided to run in our area.
They were running around us, and they, one of the boys decided to jump over my legs.
Over my legs.
And I was, like, so shocked because that is such a bad thing to do in my culture.
Th- there's a superstitious belief that if you jump over someone's legs, you stunt their growth, and you could make them barren.
The way you undo it is he has to jump over you again.
So I'm like, "Come back here.
You come back here.
Jump over me.
How could, how could you do that?" So he comes, he jumps over me, and now he's giggling.
[laughs] I'm like, "S- you shouldn't be jumping over us.
There's a whole field.
Go play elsewhere." Me and my friends are huffing and puffing, like, "Ah, why are they doing this to us? Shame on them." Ah, they were so irritated, these small boys, you know? And then I, I decide, okay, if he does it again, man, I'm gonna have to have a word with him.
He does it again.
All my protests are falling on deaf ears.
I swear to God, next time this boy comes my way, I'm gonna trip him.
I'm just gonna kick my leg up casually the way I have been doing, and trip him.
So, you know, I get back into conversation, but now my attention is fully on these boys.
I'm pretending to engage in this gossip session, but no.
When I was in year seven, I was hanging out in our field at school.
I'd finished my activities, and I was waiting for the late bus.
Me and my friends were gathered at the edge of the playing field.
We were lying on the ground.
We were chatting amongst ourselves, just kicking it.
And there was a group of boys, I think they were, like, in year five, running around the field.
But for some reason, they decided to run in our area.
They were running around us, and they, one of the boys decided to jump over my legs.
Over my legs.
And I was, like, so shocked because that is such a bad thing to do in my culture.
Th- there's a superstitious belief that if you jump over someone's legs, you stunt their growth, and you could make them barren.
The way you undo it is he has to jump over you again.
So I'm like, "Come back here.
You come back here.
Jump over me.
How could, how could you do that?" So he comes, he jumps over me, and now he's giggling.
[laughs] I'm like, "S- you shouldn't be jumping over us.
There's a whole field.
Go play elsewhere." Me and my friends are huffing and puffing, like, "Ah, why are they doing this to us? Shame on them." Ah, they were so irritated, these small boys, you know? And then I, I decide, okay, if he does it again, man, I'm gonna have to have a word with him.
He does it again.
All my protests are falling on deaf ears.
I swear to God, next time this boy comes my way, I'm gonna trip him.
I'm just gonna kick my leg up casually the way I have been doing, and trip him.
So, you know, I get back into conversation, but now my attention is fully on these boys.
I'm pretending to engage in this gossip session, but no.
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He Pretended To Be A Corpse
A trapped criminal survives by playing dead
The Corpse Suddenly Escapes
Then the supposed corpse shocks everyone nearby
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His past returns on his wedding day
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