Aug 25, 2026 · 1 hr 16 min · 18 segments
hello hotties and welcome back to smoke sesh! we have a lot to chat about as we talk eclipse season, weird energy, staying grounded, just doing what you can, sneaky links, professors, imbalanced…
I think I have about 18 of them saved, so let's go ahead and get into it.
"I am in a situationship with my professor.
What do I do?" Okay, living the dream.
Just kidding, just kidding, just kidding.
Um, okay, let's be honest.
I feel like every girly or guy or whoever, I ...
You wanna talk fantasies.
I feel like there's always been that, like, fantasy where it's like, "But what if? But what if?" Unhealthy dynamic, bad, not good.
But, like, a little naughty, a little fun.
I had this [laughs] teacher in high school, real problematic, okay? But there's always, like, two, maybe two or three really hot fucking teachers in high school that it's like, oh my God.
And I remember, I had the biggest crush on him.
He looked exactly like Spencer Reid, not to mention he literally taught the, like, criminal science class.
So we were, like, putting together, like, fake crime scenes and solving them and whatever.
I have never received a more perfect score or, like, um, grade in my entire life than that class, okay? You wanna talk motivation, hot teacher.
Now that's a motivation I aim to please, always.
Anyways, yeah, loved that class, loved him down.
That man was so fine.
But baby, yeah, fantasy, I don't blame you, but [sighs] you better be getting an A.
[laughs] That's all I gotta say, like, you better get an A if you're in a situationship with your professor.
Like, you absolutely need to be getting 100% in that class, okay? If he's getting some, if they're getting some, you better get something out of it.
And also please, if you're young, like, these situations later in life, not so fun to look back on.
But if you're like 20, 21, 22, 23 TA situation, and your professor's like 30, 35, I feel like that's not the craziest fucking age gap ever.
So you know what? You're living a lot of dreams that a lot of women think about [laughs] on the daily.
So do the best you can, and bitch, you better get that fucking A.
There wasn't really any scandalos like that at any of the colleges I went to.
I think I have about 18 of them saved, so let's go ahead and get into it.
"I am in a situationship with my professor.
What do I do?" Okay, living the dream.
Just kidding, just kidding, just kidding.
Um, okay, let's be honest.
I feel like every girly or guy or whoever, I ...
You wanna talk fantasies.
I feel like there's always been that, like, fantasy where it's like, "But what if? But what if?" Unhealthy dynamic, bad, not good.
But, like, a little naughty, a little fun.
I had this [laughs] teacher in high school, real problematic, okay? But there's always, like, two, maybe two or three really hot fucking teachers in high school that it's like, oh my God.
And I remember, I had the biggest crush on him.
He looked exactly like Spencer Reid, not to mention he literally taught the, like, criminal science class.
So we were, like, putting together, like, fake crime scenes and solving them and whatever.
I have never received a more perfect score or, like, um, grade in my entire life than that class, okay? You wanna talk motivation, hot teacher.
Now that's a motivation I aim to please, always.
Anyways, yeah, loved that class, loved him down.
That man was so fine.
But baby, yeah, fantasy, I don't blame you, but [sighs] you better be getting an A.
[laughs] That's all I gotta say, like, you better get an A if you're in a situationship with your professor.
Like, you absolutely need to be getting 100% in that class, okay? If he's getting some, if they're getting some, you better get something out of it.
And also please, if you're young, like, these situations later in life, not so fun to look back on.
But if you're like 20, 21, 22, 23 TA situation, and your professor's like 30, 35, I feel like that's not the craziest fucking age gap ever.
So you know what? You're living a lot of dreams that a lot of women think about [laughs] on the daily.
So do the best you can, and bitch, you better get that fucking A.
There wasn't really any scandalos like that at any of the colleges I went to.
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