Jul 14, 2026 · 14 min · 7 segments
Across two timelines, Christmas Eve brings the Anders family together until WhittierCorp shows up to spoil the celebration. Do you want to buy the script? https://tinyurl.com/sixminutesscript Want…
Lost in the ocean led by the stars.
We hold on to hope and go through the dark.
There are kids in this world who are different, special.
One of them found us.
And became family.
But her time ran out.
And now that girl is missing.
Lost in the ocean led by the stars.
We hold on to hope and go through the dark.
Lines are busting out the door.
Christmas songs in every store.
Can't stand to hear one more.
Please don't play it again this year.
Decorations look great, Holiday.
So, what's more festive than tinsel hanging from a moose's antlers?
[laughs]
[laughs] Joe is back.
Hang in the kitchen for a sec, okay? Never wanna surprise a guy with this many weapons.
Okay.
Come on, James.
See what he's got in the fridge.
What's going on in here?
Hey, Joe.
Holiday, did you do all this?
Lost in the ocean led by the stars.
We hold on to hope and go through the dark.
There are kids in this world who are different, special.
One of them found us.
And became family.
But her time ran out.
And now that girl is missing.
Lost in the ocean led by the stars.
We hold on to hope and go through the dark.
Lines are busting out the door.
Christmas songs in every store.
Can't stand to hear one more.
Please don't play it again this year.
Decorations look great, Holiday.
So, what's more festive than tinsel hanging from a moose's antlers?
[laughs]
[laughs] Joe is back.
Hang in the kitchen for a sec, okay? Never wanna surprise a guy with this many weapons.
Okay.
Come on, James.
See what he's got in the fridge.
What's going on in here?
Hey, Joe.
Holiday, did you do all this?
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