One day, a little girl was sitting there practicing her sprinting.
As she jumped out of bed, she was going to run very, very fast down the hallway, and then when she ran, she went to go jump over some things, and she decided, "Which one will I jump over? Maybe the kitty cat, maybe the puppy dog," but the bunny rabbit was definitely out of the way, while somebody was running up behind her very, very fast.
I hope they don't beat her.
Ah, yes, it is me.
Oh, what? That is me, the Pim Pim.
What am I doing in this book? Is this book about me? Oh, that is very exciting.
Ah, yes.
Well, then me, the Pim Pim, did the big hand raise and said, "I am the fastest in the whole entire world." And the girl said, "No, you're not." And I said, "Yes, I am.
Hooray.
Me, the Pim Pim." And so she started to hold her tummy because she felt a little bit sad and a little bit sick because I was the winner, and she knew that Pim Pim is the best, not her.
To make sure that she was feeling okay, I offered her a high five.
Hooray.
But when I gave her the high five, I decided to grab her hand and use my superpowers to fly into the air and go zoomy, zoomy, zoom.
But she decided to bring the kitty cat 'cause she was still planning on jumping over the kitty cat.
But because I pulled too hard, her arms went wibbly-wobbly.
And I said, "Uh-oh, I hope the kitty cat and your wobbly arms are okay." But when we got to the other place, she started looking around, and I said, "Hey, look, I'm going to buy all these buildings." And she said, "What? That is a lot of buildings.
I don't think you should buy all of them." And I said, "Okay, maybe I will just buy the watery thing in the middle.
That could be a lot of fun." And as we started walking towards the watery thing, there were a lot of people that were very sad because they could not buy the buildings 'cause the buildings are so amazing.
And she said, "Pim Pim, why do you want to buy all the buildings?" And I said, "Because Pim Pim is the best.
Thumbs up." So we kept walking, and then I found my watery thing in the middle, and I climbed on top, and I said, "Hey, everybody, I am claiming this in the name of Pim Pim, so make sure that you stay out of my way.
Hooray." And then I did the very excited dance because I was now the owner of the fountain-y thing.
And I decided to jump in, and when I jumped in, I decided that it was a good idea because I had not had a bath in at least 27 days.
As I got out of the bath, the little girl looked and said, "Hey, Pim Pim, your bath water is very colorful." "That is very funny," said all the people as they looked at the colorful bath water.
But it's okay because when I get dirty, I get colorful dirty.
And so I started to explain this as I sat next to the bath.
One day, a little girl was sitting there practicing her sprinting.
As she jumped out of bed, she was going to run very, very fast down the hallway, and then when she ran, she went to go jump over some things, and she decided, "Which one will I jump over? Maybe the kitty cat, maybe the puppy dog," but the bunny rabbit was definitely out of the way, while somebody was running up behind her very, very fast.
I hope they don't beat her.
Ah, yes, it is me.
Oh, what? That is me, the Pim Pim.
What am I doing in this book? Is this book about me? Oh, that is very exciting.
Ah, yes.
Well, then me, the Pim Pim, did the big hand raise and said, "I am the fastest in the whole entire world." And the girl said, "No, you're not." And I said, "Yes, I am.
Hooray.
Me, the Pim Pim." And so she started to hold her tummy because she felt a little bit sad and a little bit sick because I was the winner, and she knew that Pim Pim is the best, not her.
To make sure that she was feeling okay, I offered her a high five.
Hooray.
But when I gave her the high five, I decided to grab her hand and use my superpowers to fly into the air and go zoomy, zoomy, zoom.
But she decided to bring the kitty cat 'cause she was still planning on jumping over the kitty cat.
But because I pulled too hard, her arms went wibbly-wobbly.
And I said, "Uh-oh, I hope the kitty cat and your wobbly arms are okay." But when we got to the other place, she started looking around, and I said, "Hey, look, I'm going to buy all these buildings." And she said, "What? That is a lot of buildings.
I don't think you should buy all of them." And I said, "Okay, maybe I will just buy the watery thing in the middle.
That could be a lot of fun." And as we started walking towards the watery thing, there were a lot of people that were very sad because they could not buy the buildings 'cause the buildings are so amazing.
And she said, "Pim Pim, why do you want to buy all the buildings?" And I said, "Because Pim Pim is the best.
Thumbs up." So we kept walking, and then I found my watery thing in the middle, and I climbed on top, and I said, "Hey, everybody, I am claiming this in the name of Pim Pim, so make sure that you stay out of my way.
Hooray." And then I did the very excited dance because I was now the owner of the fountain-y thing.
And I decided to jump in, and when I jumped in, I decided that it was a good idea because I had not had a bath in at least 27 days.
As I got out of the bath, the little girl looked and said, "Hey, Pim Pim, your bath water is very colorful." "That is very funny," said all the people as they looked at the colorful bath water.
But it's okay because when I get dirty, I get colorful dirty.
And so I started to explain this as I sat next to the bath.
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