Jimmy's Bonus Joke 2.

You ever have this one friend who pretends to know everyone? Gets really annoying, doesn't it? Like, one guy, let's call him Barry, for example, he keeps telling his boss, oh, I know this guy, I know that guy, I know this guy, and the boss is sick of it.

So he says, look, I don't believe you know any of these people, so either prove it to me or you're fired.

So the guy says, look...

How do I prove it? All right, give me three people.

Tell me three people and I'll prove to you that I know them.

All right, three people.

Let's go.

First up, Tom Cruise.

Yeah, of course I know Tom.

He calls a number and says, look, Tom's flying in his jet to meet us.

And sure enough, about an hour later, they're at a private airfield and a jet goes in and in the jet is Tom Cruise.

He goes, hey, Barry, how are you doing? Is that your boss? They have fun.

They drink some beer.

The boss is really shocked, but he's like, well, I guess Tom Cruise knows a lot of people.

So let's try someone he doesn't know.

I bet you don't know the president.

Oh, old Donnie.

Of course I know old Donnie.

Calls up another number.

They go to the White House.

The guards greet them and they go to the Oval Office.

They have fun with Donald Trump.

He's very friendly with them.

And the boss is like desperate to figure out someone who Barry doesn't know just because he wants to get rid of Barry already.

And then he says, there's someone you don't know.