Something Frightful Part 5b

Open me carefully.

Petition from the Besom and Britching Protest Committee we the undersigned wish to lodge our extreme objection to the launching of a frightful manner open day under such short notice and at a most inconvenient time of year.

These events have in past decades been rife with unfortunate and dangerous activities and cannot be tolerated unless the following conditions are met.

Twelve signatures, noted Libby.

Ah, said Horace, running his fingers over the bare wood of his desk, as if surprised to discover it was made of oak and not as previously, a structure composed entirely of unopened mail and stray invoices.

They've been recruiting.

They only managed eight for the last petition.

Barely worth the stamp.

sylvie from accounts friday the 14th of august 3 45 p.m so i've ranked all known blights based on eligibility and hotness and i think you should bang the one from milan fashion week he looks fun photos attached From Libby.

That's Silas.

I actually think I would strangle him in his sleep.

Also, he may be taken.

Gossip? It's hard to know.

He has a friend slash business partner who hangs around the house a lot.

They come as a pair.

No one seems to know if they're a couple or not.

Several members of the family have asked me what I think.

You are good at people.

Thanks.

I'd sort of forgotten what I'm like when I'm not You know, working for a monster? I wouldn't say that.

Out loud.

Everyone else said it constantly.

There may or may not have been a wellness check group chat at work specifically devoted to when slash if you might need to be helicoptered out of Anna's office.

I don't know what to say to that.

To be honest, the group chat was there before you.