Sex Unlocked: Caught in the act & other sex confessions

What? My mom and my brother asked me, they're like, since you begin doing...

what it is you do this week.

we're thinking of taking Sosa to the desert.

And we'll just like check on the house since we probably won't be able to make it to Palm Springs before the holiday, which is where we spend our holiday is in the desert.

And I was like, that sounds great.

Squatty Potty hits me up and he's like, hey, I'm coming into town.

I texted him yesterday.

I was like, hey, have you decided where you're staying? He said, you're not going to like my answer.

I was like, what does that mean? I thought he was going to hit me with the I'm not coming because now it's perfect.

I'm like, oh, I got a house to myself.

I get to veg out.

He was like, I haven't, booked where I'm staying.

I said, my family is gone, which is so funny to say.

It's like, this is my house, but I feel like I'm in high school being like, mom's at a town

party.

That's so funny.

So, um, I was like, the fam's gone.

And so he's, he's going to stay here this weekend.

But my friend was telling me that she's having a weekend with her husband and And obviously she has two little kids and wants to have like pounded out chicken sexy time.

So she told me about these chocolate bars.

Called, they're by Alice.

She was like, I take the sleepy time ones.

You get them at Air One.

So obviously they're going to be like $400, I'm sure.

Not really.